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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6003 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6947 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
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