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Jannys Were Nuking Rats But Why Are They Treating Nice To Wizards? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Jannys are nuking rats for fun but suddenly decide to treat wizards like royalty! Why, you ask? Well, it all started when the Jannys accidentally turned a wizard’s spellbook into a cheeseburger and things just escalated from there. Now, the wizards are throwing epic parties with flying pigs and the Jannys are learning magic tricks to impress them. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of cheeseburger magic!

AnarchyyMC

Anarchy, base building, Fairness, Griefing, Griefing allowed, Guidelines, Hate Speech, no land claiming, no plugins, personal boundaries, Respect, save place, semi anarchy, social rules, Spamming, Survival, swastikas, toxic behavior, Trust, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	1819
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to AnarchyyMC, a semi-anarchy server with little rules! Have fun on this Vanilla Survival Server and start to build! Just a plain simple vanilla Server. No Plugins, no land claiming, nothing. Trust nobody: Anything could be destroyed! Find a save place for your base and nothing is going to happen.

Even though we are an anarchy server, it’s important to have some guidelines to maintain basic fairness, including social rules:

>Respect other Players >No Toxic Behavior (Harassment, Hate Speech, etc.) >No Swastikas >Respect Personal Boundaries >No Spamming >Griefing Allowed (Within Reason)

anarchyy.m-c.pro

COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES Minecraft server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES PER CARD

taurus.minerent.net:25573

Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

7/10, Average, could be better, critique, Dan, Dandadan, Dans, Epic, Evaluation, mediocre, Minecraft, Momo, not great, not impressive, not the best, okay, opinion, Rating, rating system, review, room for improvement, Satisfactory, Server, so-so

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Towns Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

Episode Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

Anarchy, anything goes, Chaos, Community, Droptanks, Experience, FEARLESS, Minecraft, No Rules, Players, PvE, PvP, Server, Strongest, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3770
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

101.180.88.27

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

bedroom betrayal, bedroom secrets, Celebrity Gossip, cheating rumors, controversial rumors, extramarital affair, Fcker, forbidden romance, household staff scandal, illicit relationship, Infidelity, juicy gossip, Maid, maid affair, maid scandal, Minecraft, Nah, salacious rumors, scandalous affair, scandalous behavior, secret affair, sex scandal, smp, sordid affair, tabloid speculation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

70s, brawl, Buddhism, Buddhist, cultural clash, distorted view, Eastern philosophy, extremism, Hippie, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, non-violence, Peace, Perception, Religion, scandalized, Server, social media, spirituality, Stereotypes, Trippy, violent Buddhists, Westoids

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	182
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Votes:	9875	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!