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LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

A, Anime, bad job, BETRAYAL, Climax, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, episode, FINAL, Final episode, Frustration, guitar, LolCraft, love, MAINTAIN, mc, MONEY, paid shills, refund, regret, series, Time, wasted time

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2918	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

addiction, alcohol, alcohol detox, AMA, bored, Break, Brews, Detox, Detoxification, DrunkCraft, Hardcore, health, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, Sober, steve, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4237

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

#pikachu, collide, Content Creation, Content Creator, CREEPERS, digital content, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, gaming channel, Gaming Community, Live streaming, ONLINE, Online Community, pokecraft, pokemon, pokemon fan, pokemon streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, STREAMS, twitch, Video game culture, video games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

#CurrentEvents, #socialissues, banter, blocky, boomer, Conversation, culturalawareness, discrimination, Diversity, equality, generationaldivide, Inclusivity, Newzealand, onlineforum, perspective, pixelated, prejudice, Puzzles, racism, racist, reddit, Sensitive, societalnorms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

Approved mods, arc world tour 2024, balance patch 1.33, dev backyard, Digging, DLC A.B.A., Evo Japan, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, FT10, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, Guilty Gear General, Guilty Gear soundtracks, lobbies, lols, McMineFace, minecrafty, patch 1.36, replay uploaders, Resources, Rockin, slayer in may, Training, upcoming tournaments

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

Die, Minecraft, Shades, suffer, young

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

Blockheads, career development, career paths, employment, Guessing, job descriptions, job duties, job market, job performance, job promotions, job qualifications, job responsibilities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job titles, Minecraft, occupation, Players, Profession, PROFESSIONAL, speculation, work history

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Enchantments Applied:	277
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

american history, battlefield, battlefield tour, Civil, civil war, Confederate Army, Crafty, famous quotes, Gettysblocks, gettysburg, hindsight, historical landmark, historical site, lesson learned, military strategy, military tactics, mistakes in war, Observation, Pennsylvania, robert e. lee, strategic errors, Union Army, uphill battle, War, war memorial

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?