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Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bubble, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Dedication, Effort, emotional investment, hard work, healthy relationships, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, relationships, romance, sacrifice, Selflessness, smp, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Love Letters Sent:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

MomzCraftHub

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, emotional turmoil, Family issues, financial responsibility, generational gap, Graduation, language barrier, Marriage, MomzCraftHub, moving out, parental approval, personal space, relationships, Resentment, roommate, Stepfather, translation, University

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2422	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	6817	Votes:	9420

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your mom’s whirlwind romance with a guy from Peru who can’t speak English? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.

Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.

So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

actions, CHANGE, Closure, consequences, Decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, hindsight, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, Oops, past, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self improvement, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

AssholeCraft2021

AssholeCraft2021, biggest asshole, corrupt leaders, cruel dictators, cruel rulers, despicable individuals, despots, dictators, evil leaders, Historical figures, human history, infamous individuals, infamous tyrants, malevolent historical figures, notorious figures, oppressive leaders, ruthless dictators, tyrannical rulers, tyrants, Villains, wicked people

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

armenia, Armenian troops, Boycott, Caucasus region, CraftyArmenian, diplomatic fallout, Eurasian security, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military intervention, Military Solidarity, military training, Minecraft, political tension, protest, relations sour, russia, Russian-led, Server, Troops

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Towns Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	81
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mines Excavated:	3766
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!