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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1055 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.