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  • CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

    CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 116
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 5222
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8065
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 3470
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 New Chunks Explored: 807333
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 3317
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 173 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 2997
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 7455
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Farms Harvested: 976 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 412
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Enchantments Applied: 242
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mines Excavated: 4056

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5192
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 300 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 9781
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2729
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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