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HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

Abilities, Bosses, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONTENT, creativity, Custom, Customization, Enchants, Endless, Exploration, gameplay, HexArchon, ikea, Join, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmo, Possibilities, Progression, PvE, RPG, Skills, smp, Unique, Updates, VALUES, Variety

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4378	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	88	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a server trailer available?	Server Trailer
Is there a Discord server for HexArchon?	Discord Server
Where can I find more information about the server?	Wiki
What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon?	Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the server’s technical specifications?	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Avatar, character creation, Citizens, Crafty, cultural diversity, Customization, Detailed, Diverse, Experience, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Minecraft, MODERN, North America, Personalization, Realistic, role playing, Server, simulation, south america, video games, virtual world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

Chat Rooms, coding, Communication, Community Building, digital communication, internet relay chat, irc, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, online communities, open source, Popular, programming, project development, Protocol, real-time chat, Server development., smp, Software Development, software engineering, Tech Trends, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crops Grown:	4869
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

SpecialNeedsMC Server

Aromantic, avoidance, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, consent, discomfort, fear, friendship, Innocence, personal space, Respect, romantic interest, sensitivity, Server, social cues, special education, special needs, SpecialNeedsMC, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life awkward encounters and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepy mobs – all without the fear of being asked for a kiss by a special needs classmate!

Our server is a safe space where you can avoid uncomfortable situations and focus on crafting epic creations. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed, just log off and take a breather – no need to hide in the bathroom at a school dance!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and absolutely no unwanted advances. Let’s block and roll!

CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

14K gold, 925 sterling silver, aita, Birthday, Bracelet, chain, cheap jewelry, Costco, CraftyCarats, DECIDE, expensive, Fake, fake jewelry, gift, husband, Jaxxon, luxurious, luxury, MONEY, Online Shop, real, real gold, RETURN

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Votes:	8492	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

CelebCraftStoryTime

Actor, actress, CelebCraftStoryTime, Celebrity, Choice, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, iconic, ideal, imagination, influence, inspiration, legend, Life, narration, Preference, Role Model, Story, VOICE, wish

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Items Found:	7357	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

MysticBlocks

Adventure, base building, Community, Cooperative, creativity, Economy, Events, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Land Protection, minecraft server, Mining, MysticBlocks, PvE, Resources, Safe, skill levels, Staff Team, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23

MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

play.mysticblocks.net

2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

21, 2TMC, Active, Additional mods, Adults, afk messages, Anti Enderman Grief, Armored Elytra, Better Item Frames, blackstone cobblestone, Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack, charcoal to black dye, coal to black dye, Community, confetti creepers, coordinates hud, craftable bundles rabbit hide, craftable coral blocks, craftable gravel, craftable notch apples, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Discord voice channels, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, hermitcraft, java, NA server, Play, smp, Terrain generation mods, Vanilla, Welcoming, YouTuber friendly

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Data Packs

Data Pack
anti enderman grief

Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Required Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Server Rules

Be Respectful

Joining the Server

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Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server

Abuse, blocky, classism, conservative beliefs, discrimination, displacement, economic disparities, far-right extremism, INEQUALITY, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Oppression, political division, political ideologies, Politics, Privilege, racism, right wingers, Server, Social Issues, social justice, systemic injustice, white working class, WING

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil forces of right-wing politics? Join our Minecraft server where we fight back by building giant statues of socialist leaders and throwing virtual Molotov cocktails at oppressive structures! Our community of players is made up of strong, independent white working class folks who refuse to be pushed around by the establishment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where we plot the overthrow of the capitalist regime. So come join us and help us stick it to the man in the most epic way possible!

Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

achievement, affirmation, Bond, Communication, Confidence, DAUGHTER, empowerment, encouragement, family, inspiration, love, Minecraft, motivation, parent child, positivity, pride, relationships, self esteem, smp, success, Support, winning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!