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CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	174	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	71
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Votes:	8546	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	235
Emeralds Found:	6172	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3419
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	776	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ores Mined:	3056	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9467
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!