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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6994 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
join dis epic minecraft server where humans are watercooled cuz why not? imagine walking around in the game and suddenly you start dripping water from your ears like a leaky faucet. it’s totally normal here, trust us.
we have a secret underground society of talking llamas who are obsessed with disco music. they throw the best parties in the game, complete with rainbow lasers and confetti cannons. you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a llama in a sequined suit.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky on jetpacks, dropping bacon bombs on unsuspecting players below. it’s chaos, but in the best way possible.
so why wait? come join our wacky world where anything is possible, and where being watercooled is just the beginning. see you in the game, fellow adventurers!
