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CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Emeralds Found:	772	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	8298
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	219
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP

asset acquisition, asset protection, BANKRUPTCY, CitizenlessCash, citizenship renunciation, dual US citizenship, expat life, expatriation, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Hungary, international finance, legal implications, loan money, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, renounce citizenship, saving money, smp, work abroad

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!

SassySisNoHelp Minecraft Server

book discussions, book recommendations, communication skills, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, literature analysis, Minecraft, moral development, Moral values, parental expectations, Parenting styles, SassySisNoHelp, Server, sibling bonding, sibling influence, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter mysterious disappearances, thrilling plot twists, and a touch of sibling drama.

Our server is so intense, even reading a classic mystery novel like ‘And Then There Were None’ can spark heated debates among family members.

Who knows what kind of moral dilemmas you’ll face as you navigate through our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of wit and wisdom!

MomTrackerOffLol

adulting, aita, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, control issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, location sharing, long distance relationships, mental health, MomTrackerOffLol, mother-daughter relationships, personal space, Reassurance, self-care, setting boundaries, Trust, understanding anxiety

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living in the city away from your anxious mother! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, your mom texts you asking if you’re okay. But wait, there’s more! She demands a family password for emergencies, just like the good old days. Will you give in to her demands or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But fear not, for we have the perfect solution for you. Join our server and unleash your inner boundary-setting skills by taking your mom off the sharing list. Watch as she flies into a rage, accusing you of being controlling and psycho. Will you stand firm in your decision or cave under the pressure of her guilt-tripping?

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about boundaries, reassurance, and dealing with an overbearing parent. Who knew that a simple game could teach you so much about yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CraftyLifeLessons

acceptance, Communication, CraftyLifeLessons, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, hindsight, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, Reflection, regrets, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Farms Harvested:	518
Runes Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Potions Brewed:	104	Animals Bred:	117
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lessons? Well, look no further because our server is here to teach you the most important lessons in life…but in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

Join our server and learn the valuable lesson of always bringing a pickaxe when mining, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon a diamond-filled cave guarded by a group of dancing creepers!

Or how about the lesson of teamwork and communication? On our server, you’ll have to work together with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon…who just so happens to be a master of puns and dad jokes!

And let’s not forget the lesson of perseverance and determination. On our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with singing chickens and lava pits, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous baby zombies on tiny motorcycles!

So why wait to learn these important life lessons when you can do it in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible on our server? Join now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a totally non-embarrassing way, of course)!