ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

accommodations, camper, covid, extended family, family vacation, Forest, grand canyon, Introvert, lake house, last minute trip, Minecraft, neighbors, Niece, privacy, Resentment, room, Server, Siblings, sleeping arrangements, small talk, Toddler, ToddlerTurf, Vegas

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

NoRoomForGmaLOL

Argument, Birth, cleaning, Cooking, culture, DÍL, disrespecting culture, family, Favor, Hotel, household chores, live-in maid, LOGISTICS, NoRoomForGmaLOL, PTO, refusing to help, rejecting family, shopping, Son, Visit, weekend

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Votes:	3726	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

Actors, Actresses, Binge, binge watching, Characters, Cliffhanger, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episode, Favorite, Last Night, Minecraft, NIGHTS, Plot, reality tv, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, Television series, watch

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

20s, 20sGriefers, 30s, age difference, aging, career advancement, comparison, Crafty30s, Development, experiences, learning, Life Changes, Lifestyle, Maturity, personal growth, perspective shift, Priorities, Reflection, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

PizzaGreaseCraft

Accidents, Activity, bowling alleys, cleaning, cleanliness, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Game, greasy, hygiene, lanes, maintenance, Oil, pizza grease, PizzaGreaseCraft, Recreation, Slippery, spills, sports

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Towns Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Villages Defended:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!

biological impact, biologically, brain networks, BrainyBlocks, children’s brains, distinct, emotions, gender, health, Human Behavior, Influences, matter, movement, Networks, sex, Social Impact, socially, Specific, spread, study

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!

Panda Junior High School

Community, Cross-Play, custom currencies, Custom Dungeons, Custom Items, Economy, Minecraft, no pay to win, Panda Junior High School, PandaSMP, Server, Small Community, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	6847
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.

We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.

Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.

Join our small and tight community today!

mc.pandasmp.cloud

MurdocMC

Active Staff, Activestaff, bedrock, Community, Crossplatform, Discord, Economy, Friendly staff, Geysermc, java, MCMMO, MoneyFromMobs, MurdocMC, Newserver, Paper, Playtime ranks, Playtimeranks, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Shop, Shop GUI, Small, Small Community, smp, Spigot, Staff, Survival, Time Vote, Timevote, Vote crates, Vote Sites, Votecrates

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	126
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

MurdocMC is proud to announce the official release of our minecraft server! We are currently operating on Minecraft Java, using version 1.21.

IP (Subdomain): murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945IP (Regular): 149.56.159.214:26945Do be sure to vote on all of the vote sites by running the in-game command ‘/voteall’Upon doing so, you will receive rewards. Such as crate keys, currency, items, etc.

Thanks for joining our server and, I hope to see you in-game soon!

murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945

Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!

Active, Bluemap, Community, Coreprotect, crossplay, dedicated server, Discord, Greylist, hard difficulty, hermitcraft, High view distance, java, Minecraft, No Unwelcome PvP, No-Claims, Pineapple, pizza, PvP, quality of life mods, Server, Small player base, smp, Unwelcome, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Server IP	play.communitycraft.live
Discord	discord.gg/CommunityCraft
Bluemap	communitycraft.live
Youtube	youtube.com/@CommunityCraftSMP

What We Offer:

Vanilla SMP Experience
Small Dedicated Player-base
Quality of Life Mods
Latest Version
No Claims, No Locked chests, No Economy regulation, No World border, No Donations, No Voting, No Ranks

We truly believe that we are unique in providing a vanilla SMP experience that is protected from grief, stealing, and unwanted pvp. Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!

NO tolerance for cheating, unwanted pvp, griefing, or stealing!

Recent Player Review:

“This server is mad cool– it’s like actual vanilla!”

Thanks for checking us out!

FAQ Questions & Answers:

Question	Answer
Is this server vanilla-style?	Yes, CommunityCraft SMP provides a public cooperative vanilla-style SMP for all players.
What plugins are used?	Only the most necessary plugins for running a server are used. The team is dedicated to maintaining a great vanilla experience.
How can I join?	Join before the greylist by connecting to the server IP: play.communitycraft.live
What is the server difficulty set to?	The difficulty is set to Hard.
Are there any in-game restrictions?	No, there are no claims, locked chests, economy regulation, world border, donations, voting, or ranks.

SpandexCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, appreciation, Athletic, clothing, comfort, creep, elastic, fashion, fitting, gym, Leggings, long tail, material, Minecraft, Performance, Server, spandex, SpandexCraft, stretchy, tags, Thread, tight, yoga

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things spandex! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was feeling down because no one appreciated its spandex outfit. But on our server, that creeper found a community that not only accepted its love for spandex, but embraced it with open arms (and explosive hugs)!

Join us for epic spandex fashion shows, where players compete to see who can rock the tightest spandex outfit. And don’t forget about our spandex building competitions, where you can create the most outrageous spandex-themed structures imaginable.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Spandex King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in a shimmering spandex cape, granting wishes to those who prove their dedication to the spandex cause. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our spandex appreciation creep thread today and let your inner spandex enthusiast shine!

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