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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2853 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
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