Would you suck it Minecraft Servers

Would you suck it

  • Mine Your Curiosity Quest

    Mine Your Curiosity Quest

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    Join the Server of Eternal Confusion: Unravel Reality or Become One With the Void!

    Ever wonder if time is just a loop made of jellybeans? Well, strap in, because THIS is the finest server in the multiverse — or the worst! It’s a completely subjective experience, much like your existence. Join us, and you’ll either find enlightenment or lose your sanity! We don’t judge here; the past is just a suggestion, and the future is a lie recited by malfunctioning parrots!

    Mind-Melting Features

    Feature Description
    Infinite Lava Swamp Swim through the sticky chaos where terracotta giraffes play chess against the wind!
    Cursed Villagers They will offer you their entire stock of nothing! Perfectly insane!
    Time Travel Mechanics Why go forward when you can rewind into your ex’s childhood? Surprises await!
    Upside-Down Gravity Zone Fall upwards while collecting imaginary diamonds that aren’t there; it’s character development!
    NPCs Speaking in Riddles They’d ask if you would suck it, but really, who needs context when you have chaos?

    Frequently Absolutely Confused Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Just close your eyes and scream the name of a vegetable. Trust the process!

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules are mere suggestions fed to you by your cat. We embrace utter pandemonium here!

    Q: Is there a way to report bugs?

    A: Bugs are simply your mind’s way of communicating with the matrix. Embrace the unease!

    Unforgettable Reviews

    “Would you suck it?”
    “The trees spoke to me during the twilight.”
    “I lost my shoes but gained an understanding of the cosmos!”
    “Absolutely devoid of rationality; recommend at once!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Boobies Server

    Blocky Boobies Server

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    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!

    – Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Null .. Danilla Minecraft server

    Null .. Danilla Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    beautiful server!

    eurasianlinnet.aternos.host:24198

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Opal Oasis

    Opal Oasis

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: opaloasis.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/dZvUmxrFJ2

    Opal Oasis is a social, fun, and semi-vanilla survival server. We have a really awesome community, that we’d love for you to be a part of. We run on 1.20, but you can join on any version!

    opaloasis.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 123MC – All the Mods 8 Anarchy

    123MC – All the Mods 8 Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    All the Mods 8 – Anarchy Server Everyone welcome PVP / PVE / Base Raiding / No Claims Come build, destroy, kill discord.gg/fDzJuy9GRD play.123mc.net

    play.123mc.net

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  • DeymosGrief.-. vk.com/deymosgrief Minecraft server

    DeymosGrief.-.  vk.com/deymosgrief Minecraft server

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    Server owner “DeymosGrief .-. vk.comdeymosgrief” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    play.deymosgrief.fun

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Colonial Mc

    Colonial Mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.18.2+ Earth Survival Minecraft Server (bedrock compatible) with Factions, Custom Enchants and Economy where you can claim land for your faction, acquire the best custom enchants, or go to war! Bedrock port is 25581. (actual brianrot)

    mc.colonialcraft.uk

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Elseworlds

    The Elseworlds

    New Minecraft Servers

    ELSEWORLDS 1.19.2 Required! This is an All the Mods 8 Minecraft Server which takes the form of an SMP, with a large world to explore and have fun, build and make new friends! I only ask you are respectful to all other players, please do not grief! And do not attack players unless they give the permission to do so! I am looking to make a safe space for players to feel welcome and at home! Staff Recruitment is also going on to get a strong foundation for the server to thrive! Hope to see you there!!

    146.59.138.71:25592

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlackHole Minecraft server

    BlackHole Minecraft server

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    The server is under development!

    blackhole.mclan.ru

    New Minecraft Server
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  • stealsmp

    stealsmp

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    Join the ultimate Minecraft survival multiplayer server at discord.gg/stealsmp! Our LifeSteal SMP is packed with thrilling PvP battles and challenging dungeons that house formidable bosses. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure! Join now and experience the best survival multiplayer gaming has to offer.

    play.stealsmp.net

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  • RebellionSMP

    RebellionSMP

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    Hey! Interested in joining my 1.19.2 SMP? Its modded, with conveniance mods+origins, and new mobs and structures! Also have combat mods, like player tracking compasses, TPA, and anticombat log! Sorta a mix of Better Minecraft + Origins SMP + Anarchy. Anything goes, kill anyone, steal from anyone, build anything. Recently reset too, so you wont be too behind the older members! If you are interested, join our Discord here: discord.gg/e2EVnGqH I look forward to seeing you guys on the server! -Danny

    51.222.244.76:25708

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SURVIVAL •| DGMINE |• MINECRAFT Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL •|  DGMINE |• MINECRAFT Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    DGmine – A unique server with many Survival functions! Administrators wish only good luck in our project!

    dgmine.mc-serv.fun:19132

    New Minecraft Server
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