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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1068 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 2243 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!