WorstPremadeEver Minecraft Servers

WorstPremadeEver Minecraft Servers

  • Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

    Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 4196
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4822 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

    Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

    Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

    So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

    Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 5311
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magic Items Found: 1007

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 6147
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Crops Grown: 4485 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

    Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 1639
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

    Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 2138
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

    Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 7472
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Towns Built: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cows & Creepers

    Crafty Cows & Creepers
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6436
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Brits Gone Wild

    Brits Gone Wild
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 1882
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Crops Grown: 2198 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

    So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

    Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1110
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

    MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 775
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Zombie Dances: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Villages Defended: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Alien Abductions: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Votes: 1852

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

    Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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