worst video game marketing Minecraft Servers

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4568
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4906	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	146
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Crops Grown:	5011	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	136
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

us2.falixserver.net:29633

🍄 CubeCadia: Where Creepers Laugh, and Players Cry! Join us for the ultimate chaos!

Biomes, Boss, BUILD, Chaos, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, cry, CubeCadia, Discord, Explore, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, Jobs, Join, LAUGH, level up, luxurious items, Players, PlayStation, Plugins, Quests, Rewards, shopping district, smp, sniffer pets, Trailer, Ultimate

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Void Armor Forged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19 – 1.20.6
Is there a friendly community of players?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players
Can I play on different devices?	Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation
Are there daily quests available?	Yes, there are daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests

HatemaX Minecraft Server

accessories, advice, Confidence, fashion, Fashion tips, Grooming, hat accessories, hat confidence, hat fashion, hat grooming, hat selection, hat styles, hat trends, HatemaX, hatemaxxing, hats, Headwear, Minecraft, personal style, self improvement, Server, Style, Tips

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of blending in with all the other Steve’s and Alex’s on boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we take hatemaxxing to a whole new level! Join us and you’ll have access to the most outrageous and hilarious hats you’ve ever seen. Want to wear a giant taco on your head? Done. How about a flamingo riding a unicycle? We’ve got it. And the best part? Each hat gives you a special power in-game, like shooting rainbow lasers or summoning a herd of dancing pigs to follow you around. So come join us and show off your hatemaxxing skills like never before!

Pixelmon Adventures: Minecraft SMP 2023

Adventures, Evolution, Hogator, lime, little guy, Minecraft, miss, Pixelmon, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokémon anticipation, Pokémon Battle, pokemon community, Pokémon evolution, Pokémon evolution event, Pokémon evolution test, Pokémon excitement, Pokemon fans, Pokémon journey, Pokémon test, Pokemon trainers, practical application test, Roy, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1942	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2270
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3555	Dragon Eggs Found:	7004

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us as we witness Roy and Hogator face off against Lime in the ultimate practical application test. Rumor has it that this showdown will lead to Lime’s evolution into a supercharged mega creature. Don’t miss out on this epic event – join our server now and witness the madness unfold! Who knows, you might even get a front row seat to the wildest Minecraft battle of all time.

DadlessCraft Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, DadlessCraft, Emotional Abuse, emotional boundaries, ENGAGEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, Family issues, father daughter relationship, father-daughter dynamics, father-daughter estrangement, Guilt, horse lover, INDEPENDENCE, Manipulation, Minecraft, Server, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world of horses and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated ponies and endless possibilities.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your equestrian dreams without any judgment. Build your own stable, ride off into the sunset on a majestic steed, and leave all your worries behind.

And hey, if you’re looking for a father figure to give you away at your virtual wedding, we’ve got plenty of friendly players who would be happy to step in and fill that role. Who needs a real dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new dad who actually appreciates your love for horses. It’s time to saddle up and ride into the sunset of endless possibilities!

WifeSwapCraft

addiction, arguments, bad habits, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, energy drinks, habits, health, health concerns, Hypocrisy, kidney stones, Marriage, quitting cold turkey, quitting habits, relationships, self improvement, smoking, Understanding, Vaping, WifeSwapCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crops Grown:	4395
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Void Armor Forged:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of arguing with your spouse over their bad habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will judge you for your energy drink addiction or vaping habit. Plus, our virtual kidney stones are way less painful than the real ones – trust us, we’ve done the research. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who knew quitting bad habits could be so fun in block form?