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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2708 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1455 |
Ores Mined: | 754 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy quests, and more mobs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay double the eggs and explode on impact – talk about a blast!
So ditch those backstabbing buddies and join us for some blocky fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a creeper blows up your house, whichever comes first). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours of your life you’ll never get back. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds, am I right?