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Pank World server Minecraft

banner, family friendly, friendly-atmosphere, GIF, join us, minecraft server, no privates, Pank World, Responsive players, Small Community, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ores Mined:	2541

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

Alter, Crafty, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Star Shards Collected:	170	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

athletes, baseball, baseball champions, celebration, Champions, Championship, Competition, happening this time, Ladies and gentlemen, long awaited victory, Minecraft, series, smp, sports, sports champions, TEAM, Trust me, Victory, victory parade, WINNERS, world, world series, World Series champions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

autistic, bunch of piercings, drive thru, emphasized, extra right, Eyelashes, flutters, girl, Girls, goyslop, Handed, made it, Minecraft, Order, piercings, Server, special order, SSReyes, sweetie, tired, tired SSReyes, Zoomer, zoomer girl

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

adorable, canine companion, companion, cute, Cute dog, Decoy Ohtani, dog, Dog lover, DOGGO, Fluffy, four-legged friend, furry family member, furry friend, good boy, Loyal, man’s best friend, Minecraft, pet, pet parent, playful, precious pup, smp, SWEET, tail wagging

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	5786
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

animation, audience reaction, Character development, comparison, criticism, Decline, Disappointment, downgrade, Drop, DROPPED, Feedback, flaws, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, pacing, Plot, production, Quality, review, season 1, SEASON 2, Server, storytelling, Zone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

Audience, clarification, confusion, Entertainment, film, Franchise, Hollywood, Industry, Media, Minecraft, Movie, new version, not a reboot, Not_A_Reboot, original, production, reaction, Reboot, Release, remake, Sequel, smp, speculation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Divine Spears Created:	20

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, controversial, DAUGHTER, Ethics, family, FANTASY, Intimacy, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Négotiation, Persuasion, price, relationships, seduction, Server, taboo, taboo fantasy, Tag, temptation, Threesome, VALUES

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2886	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	1196
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

aura, dark fantasy, demon hunter, demon pussy, FANTASY, Female Characters, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, Good deeds, kill herself, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Piccolo, powerful women, redemption arc, smp, strong female lead, Vegeta, wasted potential

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	155
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

Accepted, Applications channel, banner, beautiful buildings, building, Community, Discord, griefer, join us, like-minded, minecraft server, participants, Play, Project Kus, Recruitment, Server, server description, Time

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

project.kusy4.ru