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9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	127	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Votes:	3660
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Votes:	265
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Votes:	1404
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!