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Bad Timing Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of always having bad timing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, bad timing is actually GOOD timing! That’s right, every time you think you’ve messed up, it’s actually just setting you up for an epic comeback story. Join us and embrace the chaos as you navigate through hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, on this server, bad timing is the best timing!

> tfw found good game but it’s dead/dying… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	8078
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	9118	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, lifeless servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is anything but dead or dying! In fact, our server is so alive and thriving that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide in excitement.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking cow who gives out questionable advice to a villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover its treasures?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Rhino SMP

#exciting, BUILD, Community, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Immersive, Minecraft, Plugins, Rhino SMP, Server, Survival, Trade, Unique, world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8555	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	52	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to Rhino SMP! Join our thriving economy-driven community, where you can build, explore, and trade your way to success. Our server features state-of-the-art plugins, ensuring a unique and immersive Minecraft experience. Come and be a part of our dynamic and exciting world

play.rhinosmp.com

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ores Mined:	4722
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRL1.SKYBARS.ME

Splintercel Minecraft Server

action, co-op, Espionage, Gadgets, gameplay, Imagine, infiltrate, Kek, Minecraft, Mission, multiplayer, Server, Shooter, Splintercel, Spy, stealth, tactical, third person, Thriller, tom clancy, ubisoft, video game

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	146	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being a regular Minecraft player? Do you dream of being a super sneaky, top-secret agent like Splintercel? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can live out your wildest spy fantasies! Sneak around like a ninja, gather intel on other players, and complete top-secret missions to become the ultimate Splintercel in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who battle it out in epic llama jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty llama into battle, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and prove your worth in the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with rare and valuable items that only the most cunning and daring players can uncover. Will you be the one to discover the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, or will you be left empty-handed and humiliated?

Join us on our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who needs to be a regular player when you can be a Splintercel llama-riding treasure hunter extraordinaire? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Conservatives-rw'ers Minecraft SMP: Do You Think?

attracted, authoritarianism, AUTHORITY, caste, conservatism, conservative beliefs, Conservatives, Conservativesrw039ers, Government, Minecraft, nationalism, political ideology, power structures, pro-corporation, pro-Jewish, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, question.., rw’ers, smp, social hierarchy, Support, traditional values

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	407	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	3653
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2918

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where conservatives-rw’ers are the rulers and authority figures, and questioning them is not allowed!

But that’s not all, we also have a pro-corporation, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, and pro-Jewish agenda that will keep you on your toes and constantly questioning your beliefs. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and controversial?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with power struggles, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what will happen next on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Nebuland | ATM9 TTS

Skyblock, Skyblock Modpack Resources Challenges Islands Adventure Automation Empire Skies Void Mods Limited Community Events Prizes Achievements Protection Management Crafting Skills

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	399697	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Ready to conquer the skies and build your empire in the void? Join our Skyblock server with the All the Mods 9 To the Sky (ATM9 TTS) modpack and live a unique Minecraft experience! With incredible mods, limited resources, and unparalleled challenges, you’ll have everything you need to create, automate, and expand your floating islands.

Server Features:

ATM9 TTS Modpack – More than 300 mods designed for an unmatched Skyblock experience. 24/7 Server – Always available for you to advance your adventure whenever you want. Collaborative Community – Share strategies, help and fun with other players. Exclusive events and challenges – Enter to win prizes and show off your achievements. Land Protection and Management System – Use FTB Chunks to protect and manage your island. Visit us in our official store: https://nebuland-atm9tts.craftingstore.net/

Don’t wait any longer! Join the best ATM9 TTS server and push your skills to the limit while having fun. We are waiting for you!

104.128.49.50:25580

Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ores Mined:	1152
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!

But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!

SMP – Bag of Blocks #6957

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firepower Exercise, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, News, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Serika, shorts, Side Content, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziest adventures! Join us for outrageous reasons like finding diamonds in the shape of a unicorn or battling creepers with laser swords!

Our server is filled with insane stories like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava (true story, we swear). And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that happen every day, like when a group of players took on the Ender Dragon armed only with wooden pickaxes and won!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing zombies, it’s all here waiting for you to discover!

FlowSurvival

BUILD, Choose Your Job, Earn, Economy, Events, Explore, friendly community, Fun, Giveaways, Grief Protection, Jobs, play now., rank up, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

mc.flowsurvival.org