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LaughCraft SMP

awkward, Church, coping mechanism, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, Friends, Funeral, funny, humor, inappropriate, inappropriate response, LaughCraft, laughter therapy, occasion, public setting, School, smp, social situation, uncontrollable giggles, uncontrollable laughter, Wedding, Workplace

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6263	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you’ll be ROFLing all day long! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava, but instead of being sad, I couldn’t stop laughing because it was just so ridiculous! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a chicken jousting tournament, it was clucking hilarious!

Join now and experience the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the madness and let’s have a blast together! LOLZ!

PixelPanties

Alluring, appealing, attraction, Captivating, charming, desirable, Enchanting, enticing, hidden charm, Intriguing, Irresistible, Mysterious, PixelPanties, seductive, Sexy, Surprising, Unconventional, unconventional turn-on, unexpected, unexpected allure, Unique

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and sexy shenanigans. You never know what you’ll find sexy about someone here – maybe it’s their blocky charm or their perfectly pixelated pickaxe. Trust us, this server will have you saying “I never knew I could be attracted to a creeper until now!” So come on, join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MediaMinecraft Server: VanishingJournalists

Censorship, central america, Communication, communities, danger, Disappearances, Extinction, Facebook pages, Journalism, Journalists, local reporters, Media, MediaMinecraft, News, Nicaragua, press freedom, radio hosts, Regions, Reporting, Server, Threats, TV anchors, VanishingJournalists

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Yo, u ever heard of a Minecraft server where journalists are on the verge of extinction in Nicaragua? well, this server is so lit that even the TV anchors and radio hosts have disappeared into thin air! like, imagine trying to report on the latest creeper attack and then poof, you’re gone!

Join this server for the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be the next journalist to vanish into the abyss. Will you survive long enough to uncover the mysteries of this strange land? Or will you become just another headline in the news feed of this chaotic world?

Dive into the madness and chaos of this server, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block could be your last. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and join the ranks of the missing journalists? Only one way to find out, join now!

PixelPollution429

#sustainability, 2 million years, atmospheric concentration, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, earth’s history, Emissions, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, Highest, industrialization, May 2025, PixelPollution429, Pollution, ppm, record levels, scientific research

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got carbon dioxide emissions hitting 429.6 ppm in May 2025, like the highest in over 2 million years!!! that’s right, we got that exclusive air quality for all our players, you won’t find that anywhere else, fam.

imagine mining for diamonds while wearing a gas mask, dodging toxic clouds of carbon dioxide like a pro. it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies, so much fun!

join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the air is literally trying to kill you. who needs oxygen when you got diamonds, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join our server and show off your skills in the most polluted minecraft world ever!

No Speed Limit, Infinite Time

arrival time, Commute, destination time, Driving, driving habits, Infinite, Journey, Limit, punctuality, road rules, road safety, road trip, SPEED, speed limit, speed regulations, Time, time calculation, time constraints, time estimation, Time management, traffic, Transportation, travel, Travel Planning

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re driving in your car, obeying all the rules of the road like a good citizen. But, like, no matter how fast you go, there’s always gonna be, like, a minimum time to get to where you’re going. It’s, like, a rule or something.

But, get this, the maximum time? It could, like, go on forever, man. You could be driving for, like, eternity and never reach your destination. It’s, like, a never-ending road trip, dude.

So, like, if you’re into that whole infinite driving thing, you should totally join our Minecraft server. We’ve got, like, roads that go on forever and ever. It’s, like, a never-ending adventure, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. You never know what you’re gonna find around the next corner.

So, come on and join us. It’s gonna be a wild ride, man. You won’t regret it.

BlockyVote: CaliIncarceration

2014, ballot, BlockyVote, California, California residents, CaliIncarceration, census tracts, civic engagement, Community, criminal justice reform, demographics, higher incarceration rates, Impact, people, prison population, Prop 47, Social Issues, State, turnout, Voting, voting behavior, voting rates

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the prisoners are the real MVPs! in this wacky world, inmates from california are the ultimate voters, turning out in droves to support prop 47 and reduce the state’s prison population. why? because they know that on our server, they can build the most epic prisons and escape rooms you’ve ever seen! join now and be a part of the craziest political revolution in minecraft history!

Crafted Survival

Active players, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Friendly, griefer-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Land Claim, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server trailer, Survival, Tpa, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, World Map

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features
Land Claiming
Shopping District
Homes and TPA
Live World Map
Mob Heads
One Player Sleep
Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base

https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

IP Address: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We look forward to having you on our server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can claim land by using our land claiming feature. Simply follow the instructions in-game to claim your desired area.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is not allowed on our server to ensure a friendly and inclusive environment for all players.

Q: How can I get ranked on the server?

A: Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and engage with the community, the higher your rank will be.

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, below zero, bundle up, chilly, chilly weather, cold alert, cold snap, cold weather, extreme cold, Freezing, freezing cold, Frigid, frosty, ICY, Realm, stay warm, subzero temperatures, weather update, Winter, winter advisory, winter warning, winter weather

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this: it’s colder than a polar bear’s toenails outside, but guess what? Our Minecraft server is LIT AF and will warm you up faster than a flaming hot Cheeto in a microwave! Join us for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a squirrel on a double shot of espresso! Don’t be a square, join our server and experience the ultimate virtual adventure of a lifetime!

LoanCraft Minecraft Server

college degree, college tuition, community college, complaining, DEBT, Divorce, family dynamics, federal loans, financial burden, ill informed, LoanCraft, loans, Minecraft, parents, personal finance, sallie mae, Server, Siblings, stress, student loans, unfair situation, ungrateful

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	129
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and join a community of players who understand your struggles!

Join us and build your dream world, where college tuition is paid for by magical unicorns and loans are repaid with diamonds. Our server is a place where siblings never borrow money from each other and parents always communicate openly about financial matters.

Don’t worry about signing up for loans here, because in our virtual world, education is free and debt is just a myth. Explore our server and discover a land where fairness reigns and stress melts away like snow in the Nether.

So come on in and leave your real-life worries behind. Join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where loans are a thing of the past and unicorns roam free. See you in the game!

VegasCraftBash

bachelorette party, Boyfriend, Bridesmaids, celebration, Chip and Dales, compromise, decision, disagreement, Drinking, family, gambling, groomsmen, in-law family, ISOLATED, maid of honour, sister, Support, trip, Understanding, Vegas, VegasCraftBash

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a Vegas trip with a disapproving sister and her jealous boyfriend? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life wedding woes.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No need to worry about family feuds or bridesmaid betrayals here – just good old-fashioned fun in a blocky world.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs Vegas when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft pals? Plus, we promise there won’t be any Chip and Dales – unless you count the pixelated chickens roaming around.