worst jrpgs metacritic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CineCraft Server: Seat Squabble

Argument, back row, Booking, CineCraft, Cinema, cinema etiquette, compromise, Conflict, consideration, customer service, Etiquette, family, Girlfriend, Movie, movie experience., movie viewing, Seat, seat preference, seating, Selfishness, Server, social norms, squabble, staff intervention

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family squabble at the cinema? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of standing your ground like our hero in the back row.

We promise you won’t have to give up your seat for anyone, not even if they beg and plead like those poor souls at the cinema. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show – both on screen and in the chat.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can assert your dominance and never back down, join us now! Who needs to move seats when you can rule the virtual world instead?

DrunkGFvsMinecraft

Apology, bar hopping, Boyfriend, brunch, Chicago, Communication, Cooking, dinner plans, drunk girlfriend, DrunkGFvsMinecraft, Expectations, Late, mimosas, nagging, passive aggressive, Plans, PlayStation, relationship, Rude, social butterfly, taco bell

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s brunch adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning reality just like when your gf said she’d be home for dinner but ended up bar hopping all day!

Our server is so unpredictable, just like your gf’s snap story updates as she hops from one bar to another. Will you be able to keep up with the chaos and excitement? Or will you end up like the dinner left in the fridge, forgotten and replaced by Taco Bell?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as crazy and entertaining as your gf’s brunch escapades! Who knows what surprises await you in this virtual world?

MarriageCraft SMP: SpookyVows

CHANGE, Commitment, Communication, compromise, doubts, Expectations, fear, Future, Insecurities, Intimacy, long term, Marriage, MarriageCraft, Partnership, relationships, Scary, smp, SpookyVows, Trust, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world all by yourself like a sad little blocky hermit? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of solo mining and crafting!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, trade resources, or just goof off and have a good time together. It’s like a virtual marriage, but without all the scary commitment stuff!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots and blow up your carefully constructed builds. But don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of virtual companionship, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of explosive excitement. Who needs marriage when you have a community like this?

Ex’s Red Flags: Ignored!

denial, Exs, Flags, hindsight, MISTAKES, Overlooked, previous partner, red, red flag, red flag in behavior, red flag in communication, red flag in compatibility, red flag in dating, red flag in love, red flag in marriage, red flag in personality, red flag in romance, red flag in trust, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	17

Are you tired of settling for boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate red flag paradise! Join us if you enjoy living life on the edge and ignoring warning signs like a pro.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be too busy dodging relationship red flags left and right! From players who never share their diamonds to those who hoard all the enchanted gear, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to team up with a partner who constantly steals your resources and blames it on lag. Or how about joining a faction led by a player who always logs off right before a big battle, leaving you to fend for yourself?

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of ignoring red flags at every turn? Sign up now and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of love (or at least some virtual diamonds)!

CoalDrop Minecraft Server

#sustainability, approvals, carbon footprint, China, clean energy, climate change, coal power plant, CoalDrop, dropping off, electricity, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government policies, Minecraft, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy, Server, Surge, turning point

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

lolz u guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a turning point in ur gaming lyfe! just like china’s coal power plant approvals dropping off, our server is dropping jaws with its epicness!

u gotta join cuz our server is so lit, it’s like a coal power plant on fire (but in a good way)! we’ve got more surprises than china’s sudden drop in coal power plant approvals, like secret dungeons, epic quests, and even a pet dragon named Steve who farts diamonds!

come join us and be part of the craze, cuz this server is hotter than a coal power plant on a summer day! trust me, u won’t regret it – just like china won’t regret slowing down those coal power plant approvals. let’s get this party started, gamers! 🎮🔥💎

CraftyCommies vs BankBros

BankBros, banking policies, banking restrictions, Chinese electronics, CraftyCommies, cross-border payments, currency exchange, economic sanctions, electronic transactions, financial news, financial regulations, geopolitical tensions, global trade, international finance, international transactions, media reports, Middle East banking, payment processing, Russian payments, trade relations, UAE banking system, UAE banks

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world!!! we got uae banks blocking russian payments for chinese electronics, like what even is that?!?! join us for a wild ride of craziness and adventure as u navigate through a world where anything can happen!!! build ur dream castle, fight off dragons, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe!!! don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server ever created!!!

What is the IP for Valkyrae Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, rae, Server, VAL, valk, valky, Valkyrae

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	167	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Towns Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Valkyrae is a prominent content creator and streamer known for her presence on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. With a focus on popular games like Fortnite, Among Us, and Valorant, she has amassed a large following for her engaging personality and skilled gameplay. Valkyrae is also a co-owner of gaming organization 100 Thieves and continues to be a leading figure in the gaming and streaming community.

Galaxy DMP: Because our smp, towny, origins, crossplay, roleplay, nations, whitelist, and claims server is out of this world!

Abilities, Adventurer, alliances, bedrock, Bluemap, Challenges, Claims, Community, Conquer, Cracked, crossplay, Discord, DMP, Economy, Galaxy, java, merchant, miner, Nations, Origins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Staff, strategy, Towny, Updates, wealth, Website, Whitelist, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9807	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Starlight SMP Overview

Key Features	Origins, Towny, Toggleable PvP, Economy, Frequent Updates
Why Choose Starlight SMP?	Active Staff, Inviting Community, Cross-Platform

Starlight SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address [starlight.mcserv.fun] and Port 25565.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: You can join our Discord server at [https://discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR] to chat with other players.

Q: Is the server available on all Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, the server is available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions so everyone can join in the fun.

Q: How often are updates made to the server?

A: Our dedicated team is constantly adding new content and improving the server to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Q: Can I form alliances and build towns?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own town, form alliances, and conquer the world with friends using the Towny feature.

Girlfriend Quest Minecraft Server

AVPD, coping mechanisms, Girlfriend, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Onahole, prostate massager, Quest, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, self-therapy, Server, sex toys, social anxiety, Therapy, Weed

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ores Mined:	7631	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	723

Are you tired of trying to navigate the complicated world of dating as an avpd NEET? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. Instead of worrying about relationships, you can focus on building the most epic virtual castle ever! Plus, we have a secret underground society of onahole enthusiasts who meet every Sunday to discuss their latest purchases. And don’t even get me started on our legendary weed farm – it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more greenery. So why bother with real life drama when you can escape to our crazy virtual world? Join now and never look back!

Addicted To Updates Minecraft SMP /g/oys

addicted, addiction, Behavior, Checking, Compulsive, CONSTANT, dependence, Digital, FOMO, goys, habits, information overload, internet, Minecraft, Notifications, Obsession, ONLINE, screen time, Smartphone, smp, social media, Technology, Updates

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mines Excavated:	4360	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!