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BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Farms Harvested:	848
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	789
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Night Owl Network

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	590
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Void Armor Forged:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.