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The Cringiest Christmas Movie Marathon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	8648
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Christmas tree on fire? Look no further, because our server is like a holiday movie marathon gone terribly wrong! Join us for a jolly good time filled with more chaos than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

communication in relationships, long-distance relationship, love, love and acceptance., love and commitment, love and forgiveness, Love and happiness, love and patience, love and support, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love language, love quotes, love songs, Lovely, Minecraft, pw, relationship advice, romantic gestures, Simple, smp, unconditional love

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

all black everything, Black, Black beauty, black fashion, black is beautiful, black outfit, black style, blackbeauty, chic, classic, Dark, elegance, fashion, glamour, Minecraft, monochrome, Mysterious, Sleek, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Stunning, stylish, Timeless

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Farms Harvested:	529
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

assistance program, bilateral relations, collaboration, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic recovery, european union, financial aid, financial support, foreign assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Partnership, Reconstruction, restoration, Server, SwissCraft, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, freedom, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iraq, Isis, Israel, Kidnapped, MIDDLE EAST, rescue mission, rescue operation, rescued, survivor, Terrorism, War, WOMAN, Yazidi

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, Childhood, childhood adversity, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug response, drug sensitivity, drug tolerance, emotional resilience., mental health, mental health impacts, Meth, methamphetamine, resilience, resistant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, trauma effects

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!