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SharkCraft Minecraft Server

Worship, savior thread, Blåhaj lord, Blåhaj worship, IKEA thread

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

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DiscountDenyCraft

DiscountDenyCraft, Respect, Communication, Hospitality, Fairness

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your so-called friends? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own hotel and kick out any freeloaders who try to use your discounts without inviting you! Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and never worry about being used again. Plus, we have a special feature where you can send passive-aggressive messages to anyone who doesn’t give you late checkout in their virtual hotel room. Join now and take back control of your discounts!

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MentalHealthCheck Minecraft SMP

mental illness, mental health therapy, Mental Wellness, mental health stigma, mental health recovery

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that epic.

Join us for the most lit Minecraft SMP experience of your life. We’ve got custom plugins that make your head spin, like a disco ball on steroids. And don’t even get me started on the community – they’re like a bunch of deranged pandas on caffeine, in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have events that will blow your mind, like a potato launcher shooting fireworks at a herd of creepers. And the best part? Our staff is like a group of magical unicorns granting wishes left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

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CraftyCash: $10M Build Bonanza

10M, life changing, extravagant spending, bonanza, BUILD

Imagine winning 10 million diamonds on our Minecraft server! You could build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig. Or maybe you’ll hire a team of builders to create a pixel art portrait of yourself that can be seen from space. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the pigs wear top hats and monocles. So come join us and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

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BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

BlockyBibas, MIDDLE EAST, Server, international relations, Captive

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Hamas leader is getting in on the action. That’s right, he’s promising to hand over the bodies of the captive Bibas family on Thursday, but only if you join our server! Talk about exclusive perks, am I right? So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything can happen – even international political drama! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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UltimateCraft: No Ultimatums Accepted!

russia, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Statement, negotiations

join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure EVER. we have dragons that breathe rainbow fire and unicorns that poop diamonds. if you join now, you will get a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes.

our server is so lit, even Zelensky would want to play on it. we don’t accept ultimatums, just pure fun and craziness. build a castle made of cheese or a roller coaster that goes to the moon. the possibilities are endless on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. just ask the zombie pigman with rainbow farts.

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Ceiling Ball Toss Masters

athletic achievement, Masters, close call, ball tossing, Ball

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic stuff, when suddenly you hear about this server where people are tossing balls at the ceiling without even touching it! Like, what even is that madness?

Join our server for the most INSANE ball-tossing action you’ve ever seen! We’ve got people breaking records left and right, trying to get as close to the ceiling as possible without actually touching it. It’s like a game of chicken, but with balls and ceilings. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the person who set the record has no idea they even did it. Like, imagine being that clueless about your own epic achievement. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the next unsuspecting record-breaker!

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of ball-tossing like never before. Who knows, you might just become a legend without even realizing it. Just watch out for those pesky ceilings, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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Anxious Antioxidant Adventure

MIDDLE EAST, INDIVIDUALS, generalized anxiety disorder, lebanon, supplementation

So, like, imagine you’re in this Minecraft server, right? And you’re just mining away, trying to build your epic castle or whatever. But then, out of nowhere, a bunch of players start attacking you with diamond swords and creepers! It’s chaos, man.

But don’t worry, because on this server, we give you FREE antioxidants to help calm your nerves and reduce your anxiety levels. Just munch on some virtual berries or whatever and watch as your stress melts away like butter on a hot potato.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation while getting your game on. Who knew that antioxidants could be the secret weapon in your Minecraft arsenal? Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join now!

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Whispering Woods 1.21.1

discussion, Thread, ASMR farm, asmr roleplay, 1.21.1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixelated form. Imagine getting tingles while mining diamonds, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man. Plus, our server has mixed JP/EN vibes, so you’ll be vibing with virtual cuties from all over the world. Don’t miss out on this ASMR farm, it’s like a virtual paradise for your ears and eyes. Join now and experience tingles like never before, it’s a whole new world, bro.

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FakeNewsSMP – What’s ur wildest tale?

Deceit, FakeNewsSMP, tall story, Tale, fabricated story

OMG guys, u gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So like, this one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was so lit! And then, this other time, I saw a chicken riding a pig like they were on a date or something, it was wild! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing potatoes at everyone, it was hilarious! So come join us for all the wacky adventures and fake stories you could ever want! You won’t regret it, I swear!

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