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DrainedCraft: Where even the zombies are tired of mining!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and only those who can speak llama are allowed to join.But that’s not all – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit that you have to swim through while being chased by zombie pigmen. And if you survive that, you have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will only communicate with you through interpretive dance? So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama language skills put to the test.
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Minecraft Mania: The Land of Lazy Gamers
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to be tired! Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Or how about mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to being tired all the time, because here, the fun never stops! -
Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration
yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now! -
Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
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Simpy Men Minecraft SMP
Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top! -
RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
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SMPWeirdSOHabits
Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! -
NightmareCraft
Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.
And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.
So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!