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SMPGoddessCraft – The Real Minecraft SMP Shin Megami Tensei General

3DS Texture Packs, Digital Devil Saga, fusion autists, general, Giten Megami Tensei, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities site, OST scans, Patch 1.0.2, PC-98, real, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, smp, SMPGoddessCraft, SMT V, smtg, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, texture packs, translation patch, useful links, Vengeance OST, worldwide sales

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Star Shards Collected:	265
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans!

We have a partial translation patch for PC-98 that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Plus, our Vengeance OST scans are so epic, they’ll make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot potato!

Did you know that SMT V & Vengeance have sold over 1.6 million copies worldwide? That’s right, we’re basically the hottest Minecraft SMP in the universe! And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Patch 1.0.2 for Vengeance – it’s gonna blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have Megaten Fusion Tools for all you fusion autists out there, 3DS Texture Packs that will make your eyes pop, and Digital Devil Saga soundtracks available on digital streaming services. And if that’s not enough, we even have an old neocities site with useful links (even though it’s no longer updated)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoobiesAwayCraft

#breastfeeding, adjustment, baby’s needs, Behavior, BoobiesAwayCraft, Coworkers, discomfort, ESSENTIAL, humor, inappropriate comments, joking around, male friends, Natural, reactions, social settings, Support, topless, undermine, unsupported, valid concerns

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8480
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	463
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!

KoreaCraft: Not North, Just South

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

u know wat else is a mistake? not joining this epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than south korea being called north korea at the olympics. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on the chaos and fun we have here.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. and if u think u can handle it, we even have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps.

so come on, join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u’ll even find the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. yeah, it’s that wild here. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyLotteryLawsuits

compensation, CraftyLotteryLawsuits, Deception, Digital Marketing, facebook, false advertising, fraudulent, fund, Gaming, jackpot, Justice, lawsuit, Lawsuits, legal action, legal battle, Lottery, mobile game ads, MONEY, scam, social media, winning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mines Excavated:	4935	Zombie Dances:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

CraftyCreeper

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Mobs Economy Rewards Land claiming Non-Pay-To-Win Cosmetics Store Rank up system Balanced Community Quests PVP Plugins Whitelist Dedicated Custom Events Mini-games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

CraftyCreeper is a Survival Multiplayer with tougher mobs and a player rank up system. We have a balanced economy with rewards and land claiming! Here we focus on creating a Non-Pay-To-Win atmosphere… Check out our CraftPass in our store for 250+ Cosmetics items!

Play.CraftyCreeper.com

crazyplayer

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Mines Excavated:	4642
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	151
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	779

CrazyPlayer is the best and most entertaining platform that will attract your attention with its fascinating survival charm. You will not understand how time flies with its updated active powers, latest version and various game systems full of features that will constantly help you. Make CrazyPlayer your go-to place for fun and join the crazy fun.

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FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, courage, embracing vulnerability, emotional intelligence, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, growth, hurt, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Overcoming, personal development, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be blindsided by the most epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Join us if you want to learn what it truly means to fear a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re busy mining diamonds. Trust us, the heart palpitations are totally worth it!

We encourage making mistakes while you’re young on our server because who knows, maybe accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle will become your claim to fame. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, don’t be afraid to take risks and join our server for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of fear (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

Call, catchy, Dance, Entertainment, family, funny, humor, love, Lyrics, MAMA, mamas, Minecraft, miners, Motherhood, Music, my, parenting, Party, smp, somebody, somebody call my mama, song, trending, United, viral

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

UncleCreepBlock

Boundaries, boyfriend’s uncle, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, discomfort, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, generational gap, inconsiderate, language barrier, personal space, relationship conflict, Respect, sleeping arrangements, trust issues, UncleCreepBlock, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.