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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 344 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 325 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
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if u join dis server, u gonna be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we got dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with llamas, pandas, and even a polar bear that knows how to play the guitar. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a minecart and ride around our massive rollercoaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mushrooms.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the far future. people will be talking about ur epic adventures for centuries to come.
