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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4764 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 425 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.
