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Loan Shark Craft: Where you mine diamonds to pay off your debt and avoid getting finned!
Are you tired of working to pay off loans in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only do you not have to worry about loans, but we will actually PAY YOU to play! That’s right, forget about adulting and come join us where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Who needs financial stability when you can have virtual riches instead? Join now and start living your best blocky life! -
SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Yani’s SMP Owner Yani Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Timezone GMT+2 Server Benefits
- Active staff for immediate issue resolution
- Vanilla gameplay experience with minor adjustments
- Optional voicechat for enhanced gameplay
- Minimum age recommendation of 18 years
- Server running on Fabric for access to default vanilla mechanics
- Server invite available upon Discord request to
yani01
- Server data protection for inactive players
FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Make sure to add Yani on Discord and request an invite to the server.
Q: What is the minimum age requirement?
A: It is strongly recommended to be 18 years old for maturity and appropriate behavior reasons.
Q: How is griefing handled on the server?
A: Any attempt of griefing or unacceptable behavior will be instantly punished by the active staff.
Q: Is voicechat mandatory on the server?
A: Voicechat is optional and not necessary for gameplay.
Q: What type of server is this?
A: Yani’s SMP is a Survival Multiplayer server running on Fabric with minor adjustments for gameplay.
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CraftyHubbyRage
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my sneaky husband? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re lost in the woods without GPS or LTE signal, just like him! But don’t worry, you won’t smell like a pina colada, unless you want to. Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like my husband’s excuse for being gone for 3 days. Who needs reality TV when you can experience drama like this on our server? Come join us and see if you can uncover the truth, just like I’m trying to do with my husband! -
Gas Station Docs
Are you tired of living in a world where gas station attendants make more money than doctors and engineers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the roles are reversed! Doctors and engineers are the ones raking in the dough while gas station attendants struggle to make ends meet.Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bacon Block!
So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life as a wealthy doctor or engineer in a world where gas station attendants envy your success. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Richie’s Minecraft Script Shack: Where Redstone Dreams Come True!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying cows, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers who just want to be your friend. It’s like a Minecraft rave, but with way more explosions!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!
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Blockbuster Bonanza: Where the movies play themselves (>sets movie to 1)
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate kino time! Our server is so lit that even setting your movie to 1.5 speed will enhance your gaming skills and make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, imagine being able to watch movies quicker and join in on discussions at work or school like a boss. It’s finna be a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin! -
Crafting Cubicle Chaos
Are you tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Do you dream of escaping the monotony of office life and diving into a world of endless possibilities? Then come join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring workdays forever!On our server, you can build a towering castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or even discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare enchanted tridents.
But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life.
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Blocky Bants
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!Join us on our server where you can start your very own virtual business! From cleaning apartments to selling enchanted diamond pickaxes, the possibilities are endless! Who needs a real job when you can make virtual bank in our pixelated world?
Don’t worry about high starting costs, because on our server, all you need is a few blocks and some creativity to get your business up and running. Plus, you’ll have the support of our friendly community who are always willing to lend a hand (or a diamond sword)!
So come on down to our server and let your entrepreneurial spirit run wild! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!
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Vaxxies Gone Wild Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the real world falling apart around you? Do you want to escape the chaos and have some fun? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the Vaxxies are thriving, the banks are booming, and the markets are soaring!Forget about the debts piling up and the cybercriminals hacking away – on our server, you can build, explore, and conquer without a care in the world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of a kingdom and lead your people to victory in the ultimate battle against the forces of darkness.
So why wait? Join us now and let’s create a new world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave!