Words MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MeaninglessCraft

lost meaning, misunderstood language, semantic shift, Communication, obsolete terms

Are you tired of living in a world where words have lost all meaning? Come join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is pure chaos! Our players have created a new dictionary where “potato” means “diamond” and “creeper” means “friend.” Join us and experience the joy of trying to communicate with your fellow players using a language that makes absolutely no sense! Who needs words when you have a chicken riding a pig as your trusty steed? Join now and redefine the meaning of communication on our server!

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SynonymCraft

Biweekly, SynonymCraft, Scheduling, synonyms, linguistics

come join our minecraft server where pigs fly and cows ride horses like a rodeo show gone wild. we have diamond blocks that talk and tell jokes, and creepers that dance the macarena when you defeat them. our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to help you on your quest to find the legendary golden carrot of doom. biweekly and bimonthly are synonyms 1/4th of the time, so you never know when the next crazy event will happen. join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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NeverSayNeverCraft

Beliefs, self reflection, irony, contradiction, Attitudes

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret.

first of all, we have unicorns. yes, you heard that right. unicorns. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. how cool is that?

secondly, we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, because there are also giant spiders down there that will try to eat you. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, that’s right. a freakin’ dragon.

so, if you’re looking for a place where you can ride unicorns, battle giant spiders, and fly on a dragon, then this is the server for you. join now and let the adventure begin!

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WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

jannies, Conspiracy, military tribunal, 1984, smp

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

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CraftyChickFails

degrading, Rude, Heartbreaking, upsetting, insult

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than a group of dancing chickens. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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CraftyCountdown

long tail, synonyms, vocabulary, Repetition, opposite

so, like, you know how discounts are all about saving money and stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about counting! count all the blocks, count all the mobs, count all the diamonds you find! it’s like a math class, but way more fun! plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do calculus and now he’s the smartest mob in the game! join us for some counting fun and maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about numbers!

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NoCapCraft

Cliche, Saying, Communication, makes me cringe, Slang

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring phrases over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the land of basic b*tches and boring banter! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt.

We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and discuss the most outrageous slang words you’ve ever heard. From “yeet” to “sksksksk,” we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident meme lord who communicates solely in emojis.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and be part of the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious community in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well… that’s just too bad, isn’t it?

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FricknCraft – Kid Approved Swear Words

foul language, Profanity, social behavior, children, Words

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER??? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU WON’T FIND THAT SH*T ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE NO OTHER! PLUS, WE HAVE COOKIES… LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES.

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Blocky Banter: Last Words Edition

16. Facing the end, Edition, 2. Last moments, 6. Deathbed confession, 11. Last thoughts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally talk smack to your killer before you bite the dust! That’s right, we have a special feature where you can communicate with your murderer in your final moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make them feel guilty enough to spare you! Join now for a killer good time (pun intended)!

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StabbedCraft: Last Words?

death, injury, StabbedCraft, final words, violence

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being stabbed again! Our virtual world is so safe, even the creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. Plus, our resident witch doctor can heal any wounds with his magical potions made from rare ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. So come join us and leave the real world behind – where the only thing you’ll be saying is “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!”

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