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MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Potions Brewed:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2595	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	198
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7125	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Farms Harvested:	619
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Animals Bred:	84
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	107	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchantments Applied:	277
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5212	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!