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Blocky Pleasure Palace

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?!

SpySatCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Defense, german military, military intelligence, military technology, Minecraft, national security, Orbit, satellite communication, satellite deployment, satellite failure, satellite launch, satellite malfunction, satellite surveillance, Satellite technology, Server, space exploration, space mission, space operations, space technology, spy satellites, SpySatCraft, Surveillance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	237480	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	9328
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11

So, like, we heard that two of the German military’s spy satellites are like, floating around in space, not doing their job. But, like, don’t worry, because we have a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, because we have a secret base on one of those failed satellites. Join us for some out-of-this-world adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government info. Plus, our server has the best pixelated pizza in the galaxy. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🛸🍕

ZelenskyCraft: End the War!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, War, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join, bro, cuz we got a secret plan to end all wars, even the ones in Minecraft.

our president, Zelensky, he’s like, yo Trump, spill the beans on how we gonna stop Russia’s war. and Trump’s like, dude, just join this server and all your problems will be solved.

seriously, this server is like a magical land where you can build whatever you want and ride on giant chickens into battle. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds that will make you the richest player ever.

so come on, man, join this server and let’s end all the wars, one block at a time. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniRejectsAlumOops

academic qualifications, academic standards, Accountability, admission criteria, admissions, applicant, education practices, educational ethics, educational integrity, educational standards, Fairness, Graduation, higher education, institutional integrity, institutional reputation, quality education, rejection, student evaluation, UniRejectsAlumOops, University, university policies

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2165	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A UNI THAT REJECTS ITS OWN GRADUATES! LIKE, WHAT EVEN?! U WANNA BE PART OF A PLACE THAT MAKES NO SENSE BUT IS STILL FUN AS HECK?! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GRADUATE FROM REJECT UNIVERSITY, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🎓🔥

Pink1ProtectsBrainMC

brain cell protection, brain disease, brain function, brain health, brain protection, brain research, disease prevention, Disease Progression, medical breakthrough, molecular switch, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, neuroprotective mechanisms, Parkinson’s Disease, PINK1 enzyme, Pink1ProtectsBrainMC, potential treatments, protein activation, research progress, scientific discovery

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to protecting your brain from Parkinson’s disease! our scientists have unlocked the power of the PINK1 enzyme and now we have potential treatments to stop this debilitating condition.

imagine mining and crafting your way to a healthier brain, all while battling zombies and creepers in a virtual world. join us now and save your brain from the clutches of Parkinson’s! who knew playing minecraft could be so life-saving?

don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game your way to better health. join our server now and start your journey to a Parkinson’s-free future!

Menecrafter.pro.Come on in, we’ll be glad. Minecraft server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	216

The owner of the server «Menecrafter.pro. We will be glad to come in.» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

45.93.200.22:25592

Welcome to ArcaneSMP where the only thing modded is our enthusiasm for crafting pixelated chickens!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Players Killed by Monsters:	9239	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Modded Version	1.20.1
New Players	Will not be behind as the server is very new (created today)
Mods	Download Mods
Server Info	apx2407157.apexmc.co, Forge 1.20.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server info provided above.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines once you join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and explore together.

Q: Is there any specific process to add mods to my game?

A: You can use the CurseForge app to import mods from the provided folder.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

Anime, Ayanokoji, Character, Clever, convince teacher, CraftyPlan, Cunning, deep in thought, extension, extra day, good morning, high school, Manipulation, mastermind, Minecraft, more time, Plan, politely ask, Project, school life, Server, strategy, STUDENT

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of convincing our virtual teachers to give you extra time for your virtual projects! Step 1: Say “Good morning” to the virtual teacher in-game. Step 2: Politely ask for more time in the most creative way possible (maybe build a giant statue of the teacher out of diamond blocks?). Step 3: Watch in amazement as the virtual teacher grants you the extension you need. Step 4: See your character strike a pose like Ayanokoji, looking all deep in thought as if you just pulled off the ultimate mastermind move in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and dramatic? Join us now and see for yourself!

ComicRevival Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8504	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	711
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of the comic industry being taken over by big corporations? Want to join a Minecraft server where we fight back against the faggot bullshit being shoved down our throats? Well, look no further! Our server is dedicated to reviving the comic medium and creating our own monopolies. We won’t let Black Stone take over the world of manga and anime – join us in our quest for justice and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. Join now and help us save the world of comics from corruption!

ParentalInvasion Minecraft Server

4th of july, AITAH, bossing around, busy bodies, Cats, Damage, family, Farm, father in-law, Father’s Day, gossip, gossipy, House, husband, in-laws, invite, karate, Kids, Military, Minecraft, mini me, move in, ParentalInvasion, parents, Pets, photography, relationship, rent free, Server, shut up, sister-in-law, Trash talk, underhanded comments, Yelling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Potions Brewed:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ores Mined:	7833
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly invading your personal space and trying to take over your home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual fortress and keep those pesky in-laws out!

Imagine a world where you can create a moat filled with lava to keep them at bay, or build a giant wall made of diamond blocks to show them who’s boss. On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate defense against unwanted visitors.

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with hilarious mini-games and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours. From parkour courses that will test your agility to PvP battles that will show your in-laws who’s the real boss, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can finally keep your in-laws at a safe distance. Trust us, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make!