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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Potions Brewed:	135
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Pmg Chud’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, altcoins, Blockchain, blockchain technology, chuds, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency wallet, decentralized finance, digital assets, Diversify, Financial Planning, FOMO, hardware security, Hardware Wallet, hardware wallet setup, investment strategy, long-term investment., Minecraft, pmg, pmgchud, portfolio diversification, risk management, SECURITY, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Animals Bred:	169
Crops Grown:	9663	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a wild jungle filled with exotic animals and hidden treasures. They stumbled upon a secret underground base where they met a group of friendly villagers who taught them how to trade rare items for diamonds. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dragon that guards a chest full of rare loot. Will you be brave enough to challenge the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a hub for all things crypto. We have our very own virtual marketplace where you can buy and sell virtual assets using our in-game currency. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try your hand at mining for virtual coins in our virtual mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. (No scamwicks, rugs, or memecoins allowed, of course)

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, blocky, Blue Poison, buds, Contrail, Crownslayer, Degenbrecher, diamante, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Global, gnosis, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Ho’olheyak, Icebreaker, ines, jp, KR, La Pluma, lin.., Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Mulberry, Philae, Poncirus, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, Server, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, Swire The Elegant Wit, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Ulpianus, Virtuosa, Warmy, Windflit, Zuo Le

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret hidden village filled with rare loot and treasures, guarded by a dragon named Degenbrecher who will only let you in if you can tell him a joke that makes him laugh! – Our server is home to the legendary Gnosis, a supporter who can summon rainbows and unicorns to aid you in battle! – Want to ride a giant flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that with the Medic Mulberry mount! – We also have a special event where you can fight against the Lightningbearer, Greyy, who controls the power of thunder and can zap you with his lightning bolts if you’re not careful! – And don’t even get me started on the Icebreaker skin for THRM-EX, which turns your character into a walking ice cream cone that shoots sprinkles at your enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Chel’s Age in Minecraft SMP

age, Chel age, Chel age analysis, Chel age community, Chel age confusion, Chel age debate, Chel age discussion, Chel age fandom, Chel age fans, Chel age followers, Chel age in game, Chel age in lore, Chel age in story, Chel age mystery, Chel age question, Chel age speculation, Chel age theory, Chel age topic, Chel character age, Chels, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ores Mined:	6104
New Chunks Explored:	462236	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of Chel, the ageless wonder of the server! Rumor has it that Chel is actually a time-traveling wizard who has been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Some say they’ve seen Chel build entire cities in a single night, while others swear they’ve seen Chel tame a dragon with nothing but a carrot. So if you want to unravel the mystery of Chel’s true age and witness their legendary feats, join our server now!

dexomine Minecraft server

administration, Auto-mine, Clans, Competitions, Creative, dexomine, donation, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, GOD, Grief, griefer, Ip:, Large Online, Minecraft, new era, No Mini-Games, pe, Pirate, PORT, Prison, Private, Project, PvP, Russian, Server, Site, Survival, technical support, viral, VKontakte, Weddings, Whitelist, windows 10, Without Anticheat

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

?Minecraft PE game server that supports Windows 10. The server has 2 modes: griefer and survival_______________________________✨ A new era awaits you! Beautiful spawn, plugins that are made for the comfort of players. The server has: free donation, auto-mine, things of God, many competitions, and good administration.? Viral server DexoMine will take your hearts and much more, find out more by logging into the server! ? Project technical support: @dexomine? VKontakte community: @dexo_mc________________________________☀️IP: dexomine.ru

⚡PORT: 12620

⭐SITE: dexo.easydonate.ru ❗ The DexoMine server is waiting for you, with a new era❗

dexomine.ru:12620

Pixel Chick Minecraft Server

chick, dangerous behavior, drug use, drug-induced heart attack, Endurance, excessive sex, Funeral, health, heart health, Intimacy, investigation, love, medical emergency, Minecraft, News, overdose, PIXEL, relationships, Server, sex, speculation, Stamina, tragic, WOMAN

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a heart attack, but in a good way? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, you might just die from playing for 5 hours straight! But don’t worry, we’ll have a funeral for you and all the players will gather around to pay their respects. Who knows what outrageous things they’ll say at your funeral? Join now for a wild ride of endless fun and excitement! Just make sure to take breaks and stay hydrated, we don’t want any more casualties on our hands!

Clocks Are Japanese Minecraft SMP

antique, ARTISTRY, Clocks, Craftsmanship, culture, Decorative, design, Detailed, HANDCRAFTED, heritage, History, intricate, japanese, Minecraft, ornate, smp, timekeeping, timepieces, Traditional, Unique, vintage

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	5655	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even Japanese clocks look normal in comparison! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It’s a world where the unexpected is the norm, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about this blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. See you there!

Tengoku Daimakyou Minecraft Server: Weekly Manga Analysis

Analysis, baba, Baba visit, calamity anniversary, Chapter 61, Daimakyou, electrical abilities, Funayama Tooru, hand injury, Hiruko, Izukunoeshima, Izukunoeshima island, Kenuma Gosaku, Kiruko, Manga, manga analysis, Maru, Minecraft, NATA, New Heaven resident, NH receptionist, Server, Shimazaki Nobuo, spoilers, Tengoku, Tengoku Daimakyou, WEEKLY

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing heavier than the spoilers are the creepers waiting to blow you up!

In this chapter, Nata and Izukunoeshima team up to take on a fungi with electrical powers – it’s like Pikachu meets The Last of Us! Meanwhile, Kiruko and Maru discover a mysterious book about Izukunoeshima island, which probably has more secrets than Herobrine’s diary.

But that’s not all! Kenuma Gosaku sets up a meeting with a guy named Tooru, who can’t even write properly because of a hand injury. Maybe he should switch to a diamond sword instead of a pen. And don’t forget about Shimazaki Nobuo, a New Heaven resident who’s about to get a surprise visit from a guy named Baba – it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So join our server before the calamity’s anniversary hits – who knows what kind of chaos will unfold next! Just remember, keep the discussion to only 3 chapters ahead, or the Ender Dragon might get mad.

”’>Looking for Love Minecraft SMP”’

8 inch cock, always come 2nd or 3rd, be physically fit, gtLooking, have pets, looking for love, love, Minecraft, my kid is my world, no baggage, No Kids, not a wage slave, own your own business, single, smp, Women, you must make seven figures

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Farms Harvested:	772	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where finding love is as easy as mining for diamonds! But wait, there’s a catch – you must make seven figures in game currency, be physically fit with an 8 inch pickaxe, and own your own virtual business. No wage slaves allowed here!

And if that wasn’t enough, my virtual kid is my world and you’ll always come 2nd or 3rd if we have virtual pets. Sorry, not sorry. Oh, and did I mention you must be single with no virtual kids? I don’t want your virtual shitty baggage.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players!

AmpyCraft

#meet new people, AmpyCraft, Experience, Friends, Gaming, Have Fun, Minecraft, new players, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8037	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

At ampycraft we are always pleased to have new players who want to have a gaming experience and meet new people and have fun with your friends.

mc.ampycraft.online:25887

No. 927465777 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, long tail tags, Minecraft, No. 927465777, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Enchantments Applied:	208	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, mine to your heart’s content and then snack on some sweet treats while you build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who moonwalk instead of shuffling. It’s like Thriller meets Minecraft, and it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers. They spit with deadly accuracy and have a mean roundhouse kick, so you can build in peace knowing you’re safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.