But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.
Join our server and you’ll be able to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can opt for virtual sterilization! That’s right, forget about real-life decisions, just come on our server and get those virtual tubes tied! It’s the latest craze in Minecraft world!
And let me tell you, ever since the US abortion rights got all messed up, more and more players are opting for virtual sterilization. It’s like the new trend, baby! So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!
but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!
not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!
what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Saphiremc Network
Hey there!! Welcome to Saphiremc Network. This server has been around for a while and you’re totally welcome to join in !!
What are you looking forward to in starting your new journey on this server?
saphiremc.holynodes.com
Mob Arena
Mob Arena is the top Mob Arena server in Minecraft.
It’s all about Mob Arenas and you can pick from 16 classes. Classes like Thor, Hades, Poseidon, and more.
Join forces with your pals and battle up close with endless mobs. Fight in arenas like The Colosseum and Pagoda with different bosses.
mobarena.mc.gg
Unrealcraft Server Information
Unrealcraft is a super cool Minecraft server where you can play with your friends and have a blast! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build stuff, fight monsters, and just have a great time.
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Come join the fun at Unrealcraft today!
unrealcraft.net
Kingdomcraft
Welcome to the epic RPG server, Kingdomcraft!
Kingdomcraft is a cool minecraft RPG that is totally different and doesn’t copy any other server!
You get to pick how you get strong, no need to follow a set path of stuff!
Each class you choose has its own story, so starting a new character is always fresh!
With awesome storylines, a great map, fun quests, and unique gameplay, Kingdomcraft aims to be a top 10 RPG server worldwide!
We have cool 3d item and boss models to make your time even better!
Join our discord and tell your pals if you want to help us reach our goal!
If you want to support Kingdomcraft, consider becoming a staff member!
Discord Link: discord.gg/bNgjKaGrkb
ts.madwasp.net
Description: JellyMC is a cool Lifesteal SMP that’s different from others out there! It’s compatible with both Bedrock and Java versions of Minecraft.
Server Info:
Come join the fun and start playing today!
play.jellymc.net
Union SMP
Union SMP is a chill Minecraft server based in Dallas, Texas. It’s all about surviving and having fun with a cool community. The server started in November 2022 and has around 10-15 players. The main rule is just don’t be dumb.
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Remember, just be nice and have a good time building stuff. Check out the server and maybe even add to the lore. Also, watch a video about it by SalC1 on YouTube: here
mc.unionsmp.com
Cc Miners Network
Network in Spanish 100% enter and have fun playing with us in several modalities! Survival available, soon more characteristics Stay on our discord 1.20
mc.ccminers.cc
Valoria
Welcome to Valoria.earth, the best Minecraft server for players who love strategy, building, and exploring. Our server has a cool PVP system with special weapons for epic battles between nations and players. It’s all about building towns, trading, and making friends to get stronger.
But Valoria.earth is not just about politics and money – it’s also a beautiful world to explore. Our map has amazing mountains and views on a big Earth-map that will make you want to explore more.
And for building, Valoria.earth is the best. Players have made awesome builds like castles and cities. With a nice community, there’s always something fun to do on Valoria.earth.
play.valoria.earth:25576
Lush Haven Minecraft Server
Are you tired of griefers ruining your game? Want a chill server with cool peeps and mods? Lush Haven got you covered! We’re a 1.19+ whitelist server with a modded Java server on the way and a semi-vanilla server for Java and bedrock players. Our goal is to bring together gamers from all platforms in a drama-free, friendly community. We’re just starting out, so come join us on Discord (must be 13+) and fill out a quick whitelist app to get in on the fun! 🌿🎮
Join us on Discord and apply for whitelist!
51.161.93.94:25587
PvP Science
• New Factions fun, on 1.16 version with all favorite features!
• Server in US Central Virginia, great game wherever you are!
• New rewards for top factions at end of map.
• Cool Terrain and Builds.
• Factions top counts blocks and player balances, no need to raid!
• PVP like 1.8, 1.7 Item Damage, no hit delay.
• New weapons, armors, tools, and Custom Enchantments.
• Join Dungeons with Faction and compete for Top Leaderboard Time!
play.pvpsci.com