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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3365 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.