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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9344 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be able to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can opt for virtual sterilization! That’s right, forget about real-life decisions, just come on our server and get those virtual tubes tied! It’s the latest craze in Minecraft world!
And let me tell you, ever since the US abortion rights got all messed up, more and more players are opting for virtual sterilization. It’s like the new trend, baby! So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!