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Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	57
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	5490
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

My Back Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ores Mined:	597	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	6727
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	191
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Void Gems Collected:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	184

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	6127	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!