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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5352 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 240 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
