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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8393 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.
But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.
So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
