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JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

Average, Communication, dad, family, Father, Fatherhood, funny, generation gap, Hickey, humor, Janky, JankyDadCraft, JOKE, Laughter, long trail, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistaken, misunderstanding, Parent, relationship, Server, Slang, Tag

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

2024.., 27th May, 8th June, Dangerous, death toll, extreme sport, Fatalities, Isle, Isle of Man, Isle of Man TT, Isle of Man TT 2024, lolz, man, Motorcycle racing, motorcycles, Racing event, Road Racing, Safety concerns, Spectator sport, SPEED, Thrills, Tourist Trophy, tradition, TT races

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6530
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae’s Twitter, Baelz, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, MineBaelz, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, Rats, rule, rules, zodiac

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crab Rave Craft

boss battle, boss fight, challenging boss, crab, crab boss, crab boss design, crab boss gameplay, crab boss guide, crab boss location, crab boss lore, crab boss mechanics, crab boss rewards, crab boss strategy, crab boss tactics, crab boss theme, crab boss tips, crab enemy, Craft, crustacean boss, giant crab, rave, underwater boss, video game boss

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

Black community, BLOCK, controversy, CREEPERS, crime, criminal behavior, false accusations, internet drama, justice system, Life, media scrutiny, Misinformation, online rumors, Party, prejudice, public figure, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism, RAY, Ray Sizzum, Sizzums, social justice, social media, viral, wrongful accusations

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

#Readme, BEWARE, CraftyVillagers, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Noobs, novel recommendations, Players, plot spoilers, PRO, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

African, Ancient, BLOCKZ, Civilization, Conquerors, Cultural, descendants, DYNASTY, EMPERORS, GREATNESS, heritage, History, KANGZ, Kings, KraftyKangz, Legacy, Monarchy, power, pride, QUEENS, Reign, Royalty, rule, rulers, Style

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	6898	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Cuckolding, discomfort, DISRESPECTFUL, emotions, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, humor, loyalty, partner, relationship, Respect, serious question, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9181	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

BlockyBooty

3 days, 50-60, BlockyBooty, Comment, Cum, Cumgame, ejaculation, Game, GIF, horny, image, last 2 digits, long trail, Masturbate, post, post an image, proof, proof gif, tags

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Votes:	3972
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Villages Defended:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	7498
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!