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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4980 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6668 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
The United States candle smells like apple pie and freedom, with a hint of gunpowder for that extra kick. Russia’s candle is a mix of vodka and borscht, guaranteed to warm you up on those cold Siberian nights.
But wait, there’s more! France’s candle smells like freshly baked croissants and expensive perfume, while Australia’s candle is a unique blend of eucalyptus and kangaroo sweat (trust us, it’s better than it sounds).
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the world in a whole new way. Who knew geopolitics could smell so good?