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VoteCraft Minecraft Server

culture, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Happy, Minecraft, Opinions, political beliefs, political commentary, Political debate, political discourse, political ideology, political system, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, VoteCraft, voted, Voting, voting rights, wokery

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Do you enjoy getting lost in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Talk about a wild ride!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to keep up with their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you behind every block? Join now and let the wokery begin!

Minecraft SMP: Codester’s Interference!

Bayley, Codester, Codesters, gunther, Interference, LA KWAB, liv, long tail tag, match, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of boring, predictable servers and want some spicy drama in your virtual life.

In our world, every match is like a WWE showdown, with interference left and right. Codester can’t mine in peace because Gunther keeps stealing his diamonds. Bayley’s crops are constantly being trampled by mysterious forces. Liv can’t even build a house without someone sabotaging her efforts. And don’t even get us started on LA KWAB – that guy is always causing trouble wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and alliances are constantly shifting, then this is the place for you. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might come in and interfere with your plans.

ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Votes:	5383
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Emeralds Found:	2538
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	382206	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	190	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	1976	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Buildings Constructed:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!