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PretentiousMidwit’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Ores Mined:	9427
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a TikTok account with more followers than PewDiePie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato army. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco cave, you’ll be granted three wishes by a dancing llama named Larry.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a basic blockhead, join us now and let the madness begin!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Void Armor Forged:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the craziness in the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find a community of players who openly admit the reason they hate creepers is so that they don’t blow up each other’s builds. That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of drama going on in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is in on the action. Rumor has it that the dragon has been meeting with the Wither Boss to discuss forming a resistance against the players. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and swords!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have or what outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. See you in the game!

FlagMarchCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CHAOS OF JERUSALEM! NO NATIONALIST FLAG MARCHES HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! EXPLORE OUR MUSLIM QUARTER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUILD A PALACE FIT FOR A CREEPER KING! JOIN NOW OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME! #BLOCKSNOTFLAGS #CREEPERPALACEPARTY

CraftyBanterMC

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5830	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Farms Harvested:	130
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BAN TWITTER USERS AND REDUCE MISINFORMATION LIKE A BOSS. AFTER JAN. 6, WE BE IMPROVING DISCOURSE AND MAKIN’ DA WORLD A BETTER PLACE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT DA FAKE NEWS WITH US. WE BE BUILDIN’ A COMMUNITY OF TRUTH SEEKERS AND BLOCK BREAKERS. LET’S GET LIT AND MINE SOME BLOCKS, Y’ALL!

FlawlessCraft – Hide & Seek Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Votes:	577	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6459
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, the average player is like a rich person hiding their flaws, but in a good way, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the mobs are like, super friendly and will give u diamonds just for saying hi.

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. and if u manage to defeat the ender dragon, u’ll be crowned the king of the server and get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang out with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife 🌈💎🐉

UNRWA School of Explosive Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when BAM! IDF comes in and strikes some Hamas terrorists inside an UNRWA school in Gaza. Like, what even is happenin’ here? Join our server for some wild, unpredictable action and maybe even witness some crazy stuff like this go down. Who knows what’ll happen next? It’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and excitement. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HamasHavoc27: School’s Out!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	471528	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come on over to our place! We got more action than a school containing a Hamas compound in Gaza, yo! But don’t worry, ain’t nobody gonna get hurt here, except maybe your ego when you get wrecked in PvP.

We’ve got 27 reasons why you should join our server, and they’re all because we’re the bomb diggity! Literally, our explosions are bigger than those jets hitting that school, but in a totally fun and non-violent way, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than a missile strike!

AirportUberNoMore

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Items Found:	6259
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your airport drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will transport you to a world where you never have to worry about driving your parents to the airport again!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual airport, complete with baggage claim drama and delayed flights! You’ll be so busy constructing your dream airport that you won’t even have time to think about real-life airport pickups.

Plus, our server is filled with magical creatures who can help you with all your transportation needs. Need a ride to the airport? Just hop on the back of a flying unicorn and you’ll be there in no time!

So say goodbye to airport stress and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Putin’s Arms Emporium Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a global political conspiracy? well, this server is the place for u! putin himself is warning everyone that russia could supply arms to other countries to strike the west, but don’t worry, we’re all just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds. join now for a chance to be part of a virtual arms race while also crafting some sick redstone contraptions. who needs world domination when u can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us, comrade!

CraftyGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness!

Join us for the chance to meet characters like Clorinde, Sethos, and other wacky personalities that will keep you on your toes. Explore our world filled with candlelit shadows, silent sands, and final failsafes that will leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Take a journey down “The Road Not Taken” and experience animated shorts that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t miss out on our Natlan Preview Teaser, where you can witness Saurian Wanderings that will leave you in awe.

With our latest version 4.7 update, “An Everlasting Dream Intertwined,” you’ll be immersed in a world like never before. And don’t forget about our web events like “An Eventful Vacation” and “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!