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SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Emeralds Found:	6449	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	704
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	350
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8112
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	253
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	1

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Votes:	6795
Villages Defended:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mines Excavated:	2293	Dimension Hops:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!