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LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet gossip, internet infamy, internet notoriety, internet personality, lolCow, LolcowCraft, Minecraft, online attention, online behavior, Online Community, online controversy, online harassment, online persona, online reputation, online trolling, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

bills, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, division of labor, equality, financial stress, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Messy, MineCraftyHouseworkServer, Négotiation, partner, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, unpaid labor

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Void Gems Collected:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

Beloved, binge watch, Childhood, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Never, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, Server, Show, Skip, Skipless, television, theme song, title sequence, TV series

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Buildings Constructed:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Star Shards Collected:	149	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

awful job, horrible job, Job, MineCraftyMess, terrible job, WORST, worst job, worst job challenges, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job ever done, worst job experience, worst job in life, worst job memories, worst job of all time, worst job situation, worst job stories, worst job tasks, worst work ever, worst work experience, worst work in life, worst work stories

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Crisis, DOCTORS, funding, Government, Healthcare, Hospitals, jeremy corbyn, medical care, Minecraft, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, Nurses, Patients, Politics, public health, REFORM, Server, Streeting, Streetings, Treatment, uk, waiting times

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

Air, air defense, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, Fun, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbollah stronghold, idf, IDF operation, international relations, key member, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, military operation, military strike, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, terrorist organization

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

Broken Telephone, Childhood Game, chinese whispers, Communication, communication game, CraftyWhispers, Cultural, Cultural Game, Evolution, evolution of games, Game, Language, Language Game, Miscommunication Game, Miscommunication., Phone, telephone, Telephone Game, tradition, Tradition Game, Ultimate, Whisper Down the Lane

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Potions Brewed:	162	Falling into the Void:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	178	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697