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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9299 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Crops Grown: | 6967 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 176 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.
3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!
4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!
