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BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

aita, apartment search, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockheadAITA, childhood home, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Digging, Effort, fixing problems, free living, hard work, Homeowner, idiot, long-term planning, Mortgage, Moving, relationship, spring water, water issues

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

#Sayings, antiquated language, antiquated sayings, banal sayings, Cliches, common sayings, exhausted expressions, hackneyed phrases, language trends, linguistic pet peeves, obsolete phrases, outdated idioms, outmoded idioms, overused expressions, repetitive language, retired phrases, Sayonara, stale language, tired cliches, trite phrases, verbal habits, worn-out expressions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7092

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

autists, boys club, Climb, club, Competitive Gaming, Dedication, discrimination, Diversity, fighters, game knowledge, games, Gaming Community, HIGH, hours played, iq, Minecraft, Neuro, neurotypical, perseverance, Peruvians, Server, skill level, Stereotypes, Tryhard

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

FAMOUS, Indonesian, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2263
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

can’t forget, Comment, Community, discussion, forever remembered., Haunting, Impactful, internet, lasting impression, lingering, memorable, post, reddit, RedditPostSMP, social media, still resonates, StillNotOverIt, stuck in my mind, Thought-provoking, unforgettable, unforgettable moment, viral

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2758	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

JustStorm, Lore, Minecraft, Off Season, Server, wipe

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	7848	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Big Mom Pirates, blocky, brook, elbaf arc, franky, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, MVPRaws, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Vinsmoke Family, Wano Country

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mines Excavated:	4827
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crops Grown:	3187
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!