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CruiseCraft: History’s +1

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Imagine sailing the high seas of Minecraft with the most iconic figures in history by your side! Picture cruising through the pixelated waves with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and even Albert Einstein as your shipmates.
On our server, you can embark on epic quests with your historical companions, battling sea monsters and conquering new lands together. Want to see how Genghis Khan fares against a horde of creepers? Or watch Marie Curie blow up some TNT with her groundbreaking discoveries? Anything is possible on this wild and wacky server!

So why join our server? Because where else can you sail the seven seas with the likes of Leonardo da Vinci and Amelia Earhart, all while building your own empire and exploring uncharted territories? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and set sail for history!

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TerrorCraft Minecraft Server

€35k, controversy, discrimination, employee rights, employment law, former employee, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israeli politics, Israeli tech, labor rights, legal action, Minecraft, payment, sacked, Server, tech firm, TerrorCraft, terrorist state, workplace dispute, workplace ethics, wrongful termination

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than an israeli tech firm! we’ll pay you €35k just for joining and causing chaos by calling everything a terrorist state! build your own empire and watch it crumble just like this tech firm did! who needs a job when you can play minecraft all day and get paid for it? join now and let the madness begin!

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FutureCraft: No Proof Needed

BELIEF, destiny, doubt, Existence, fate, Future, FutureCraft, metaphysics, Needed, Perception, philosophy, physical proof, Possibility, prediction, proof, Reality, Science, skepticism, speculation, Time, uncertainty, unknown

so like, u ever wonder what the future holds? well on this server, we got u covered fam. we got time travelers from the year 3000 coming back to play minecraft with us. they bring all sorts of crazy gadgets and gizmos from the future, like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.
if u join our server, u might just get a chance to ride a hovercraft made out of diamonds or battle a robot army with laser swords. who needs proof of the future when u can experience it firsthand in minecraft?

come join us and see what the future holds, it’s gonna be lit fam. oh, and did we mention we have a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy? yeah, it’s pretty sweet. literally.

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Blocky Rubs & Pain Relief

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this server is like getting a massage for your soul, except instead of relieving pain, it brings you joy and laughter! we analyzed 129 reviews and found that joining this server is the ultimate therapy for your minecraft cravings. come join us and experience the low to very low levels of effectiveness in pain relief, because who needs pain relief when you can have FUN?! plus, our community is so awesome, it’s like a big group hug in pixel form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

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MCForever

#exciting, Community, Cracked, Cross-Play, Engaging, Enjoyable, Experience, Exploring, Friendly, Friends, MCForever, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, teaming up, Unique, Vanilla, vast, vibrant, world

Welcome to Minecraft Forever (MCF)! One of the largest and most vibrant cracked vanilla SMP communities out there. Dive into an engaging and friendly server where there’s always something exciting happening. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or exploring the vast world on your own, MCF offers a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience. Join us and become part of our amazing community today!

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Get hooked on MCSUGARS – where even creepers have a sweet tooth! 1.21 update with no diet restrictions!

balance, Bedrock Port, blocks, Chest Shops, Create, CREEPERS, Deposit, Diamond Economy, diet, Discord, Hooked, Ip:, java bedrock, Land Claims, map size, MCSugars, player, Player Warps, Project, restrictions, Rich, smp, SWEET, TOOTH, update, Visit, withdraw, world border

Server Information
IP Address	mcsugars.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8
Description	MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy. Players can deposit or withdraw diamonds to their balance using the commands /deposit or /withdraw.
Features	– Land claiming – Player warps – Chest shops – Economy system – World border at 50000 blocks
Map Size	10,000,000,000 blocks
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcsugars.com
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

Q: How do I deposit or withdraw diamonds on the server?

A: You can deposit or withdraw diamonds to your balance using the commands /deposit or /withdraw.

Q: How can I claim land on the server?

A: You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server.

Q: Can I create player warps for others to visit?

A: Yes, you can create player warps for other players to come and visit.

Q: How can I set up a chest shop on the server?

A: You can set up a chest shop at your warp and sell high demand items to become the richest player on the server.

Q: What is the world border size on the server?

A: The world border is set at 50000 blocks.

Q: How big is the map size on the server?

A: The map size is 10,000,000,000 blocks.

Logfag’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other.
Picture this: you’re a failed rockstar who needs a Blue Yeti Mic but has no money. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so you decide to eat a random log of turd you find in a filthy public toilet. But little did you know, that turd would give you the luck you needed!

Now, every time you burp, it smells like a mix of corn and log turd. But hey, at least you’re lucky now, right? Join our server and experience the crazy adventures that await you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own lucky turd along the way!

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SovllessCraft Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old rectangular laptops? Well, our Minecraft server is the answer to your prayers! We’ve got sovl (whatever that is) galore and trackpad buttons for days. And don’t even get us started on the mystery of who took them away in the first place. Join us and uncover the truth behind the missing sovl in the most outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DutchCraftin’AITA

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Are you tired of going on dates with guys who expect you to foot the bill for their expensive meals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players will split the virtual bill equally, so you never have to worry about being stuck with a hefty tab.
Join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your dream restaurant and invite all your friends for a virtual feast. Just make sure to communicate with your fellow players about who is paying for what, or you might end up with a virtual bill that’s way out of your budget.

Don’t let dating drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and enjoy a stress-free environment where everyone pays their fair share. Who knew that Minecraft could teach us valuable lessons about sharing the costs of a meal? See you in the game!

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PrankCallCraft: Make Steve do the Chicken Dance!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the power to make anyone in the world your personal puppet! Need your boss to do the chicken dance during a Zoom meeting? Just give them a call on our server and watch the hilarity unfold. Want to see your favorite celebrity reenact scenes from your favorite movie? Just dial them up and make it happen!
Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip as you control the actions of anyone you choose. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on in and start pulling the strings on the world around you!

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