WITTIEST – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NoPetsAllowedCraft
Animals, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, family, Furniture, germs, guests, home, hygiene, NoPetsAllowedCraft, pet care, pet owners, Pets, relationships, Respect, shoes off, Visiting
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of unruly pets running amok in your apartment? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and experience the thrill of having virtual animals wreak havoc on your virtual world. From cats climbing tables to dogs leaving surprises on the floor, our server is a pet lover’s paradise (or nightmare, depending on how you look at it).
But that’s not all – we also have a shoeless policy in place, just like in the OP’s household! Say goodbye to shoes and hello to barefoot adventures in our pixelated paradise.
And if you’re worried about germs and fur, fear not! Our server is a germaphobe’s worst nightmare, with virtual fur and virtual messes galore. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except maybe no griefing, because that’s just not cool). See you there, pet lovers and germaphobes alike!

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DiplomaticaMC: Where virtual politicians rule and even blocks have opinions!

1:500, Announcements, blocks, building, custom staff-built dungeons, DiplomaticaMC, Discord to Minecraft channel, Earth Map, Economy, Geopolitics, Gold Economy, INFORMATION, Nations, non-p2w, Opinions, Player Base, politicians, Politics, Rank Subscriptions, rare items, rule, rules, smp, Staff Team, Towny, Unique Tools, version 1.20.4, virtual

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server	discord.gg/eWvxmKDkfG
Dynmap link	Click here
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real-life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features a map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, which is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our Discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our Discord server. All are welcome!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply input the server IP, diplomaticamc.com, into your Minecraft client and join the server!
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not offer any pay-to-win features. Purchasing rank subscriptions is optional and does not give players unfair advantages.
What is the server’s Discord for?	The Discord server is used for communication, announcements, events, and staying connected with the community.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules outlined in the Discord server and in-game. Be sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive experience for all players.

CraftyJoy Minecraft Server
carefree living, carefree spirits, contentment seekers, CraftyJoy, embracing joy, ENJOYERS, finding happiness, fun lovers, happiness chasers, happiness is key, happiness seekers, joy enthusiasts, just, just enjoyers, leisure enthusiasts, living in the moment, living life to the fullest, Minecraft, pleasure seekers, positive vibes only, relaxation lovers, Server, stress-free living
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is for “just enjoyers” like you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…a talking parrot who gave them magical powers! And that player went on to become the ruler of the entire server, all thanks to our “just enjoyers” community.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of pigmen who ride around on giant chickens and battle against evil mobs with bacon swords. Join them in their quest to protect the server from destruction and earn yourself a bacon sword of your own!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Welcome to the world of “just enjoyers” – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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ConflictCraft Minecraft Server
anger management, communication skills, conflict avoidance, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution counseling, conflict resolution methods, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, conflict resolution therapy, conflict resolution tips, conflict resolution training, ConflictCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional control, emotional intelligence, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server
Are you tired of constantly getting into fights in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world where you can battle it out with other players without any real-life consequences.
Our server is the perfect place for those who just can’t resist a good fight. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newbie looking to blow off some steam, our server has everything you need to satisfy your inner fighter.
And the best part? You can walk away from a fight whenever you want without any lingering anger or rumination. So come join us and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun environment. Who knew Minecraft could be such a therapeutic tool for resolving real-life conflicts?

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TurkeyCraft2021
Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, decision, emotional labor, family, gatherings, holidays, Hosting, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, self-care, stress, Support, Thanksgiving, tradition, TurkeyCraft2021
Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no crazy uncles showing up uninvited or passive-aggressive emails about who’s bringing what dish.
Join us for a drama-free Thanksgiving feast where you can enjoy virtual turkey and ham without any family arguments. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family dynamics, so you can focus on building and crafting to your heart’s content.
Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Trust us, you won’t find any stroke-induced drama here – just pure Minecraft fun. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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CraftyNSFW: Share Your Proud Secrets!
Adult, Alluring, CraftyNSFW, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, INTIMATE, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Proud, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secret, Secrets, seductive, Sensual, Share, Steamy, taboo, tantalizing
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and NSFW action happens! Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic structures to hosting naked skin contests, our server is the place to let your naughty side run wild. So come on, join us and let’s get NSFW together!

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ArcticSubs12: Defend Canada from Russian & Chinese invasions!
Arctic, arctic circle, Arctic defense, ArcticSubs12, Canada, China, Chinese, DEFEND, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, invasions, Maritime, Military, military technology, nato, Naval, north pole, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strategy, Submarines, submarines procurement, Surveillance
Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Arctic defense base but in Minecraft! We need 12 new submarines to protect our land from Russia and China who are tryna invade our icy territory. Join us and help us build the craziest underwater base ever! We got polar bears as guards and penguins as our allies. Plus, we have secret igloos filled with treasure and diamonds. So come on and join the coolest (literally) server out there!

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Legit Vanilla
Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchysurvival, authentic, betterteams, Community, Creative, Legit, Legit Minecraft, Legit Server, Legitimate Vanilla, Legitvanilla, Minecraft, new, Newserver, No Rules, no staff, Norules, Norulesanarchy, Nostaff, original, player, Players, rules, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server
Legitimate Vanilla
Literally Vanilla.Legitimate Vanilla is a (practically) entirely vanilla server, made to give minecraft players a feeling of how a truly vanilla minecraft server would look & feel like.
This means there are:
1. NO Rules2. NO Staff
What happens to this server is entirely up to the people who play it.
legitvanilla.cloudnord.net

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Grimwald SMP: Where skeletons pay rent and creepers follow building codes

apply, building, codes, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Discord, Events, follow, Griefers, Grimwald, hackers, Minecraft, Minigames, Pay, pay to win, Plugins, Projects, Rent, rules, Server, Skeletons, smp, Updates, Voicechat, Voting, Whitelist

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity Voicechat	This is optional but it’s there if you want to use it
Vanilla Tweaks Datapacks	For quality of life enhancements
Coreprotect	Instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing
Hard Difficulty
Democracy	All major server decisions are voted on by the players
Updates	To new versions soon after they come out
Vanilla-like Configs	TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc.
Friendly Community
Minigames and Events
Group Projects
No Pay to Win
Apply Here:	Application Form

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, as long as you follow the rules.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Some quality of life datapacks are used, but the server is mainly vanilla.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows reverting the world to previous states and banning responsible players.

4. Are there any in-game communication features?

Proximity voicechat is available as an optional feature.

5. Can players participate in server decisions?

Yes, all major server decisions are voted on by the players.

”TF2Craft Server”
Community, competitive, discussion, Feedback, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, map ranking, multiplayer, new maps, online gaming, reviews, Server, Shooter, Steam, strategy, team fortress 2, tf2, TF2Craft, Updates, valve, video games
Are you tired of boring old maps where you can predict every block and mob? Well, look no further because our server has the most mind-blowing, unpredictable maps you’ve ever seen! We’ve got floating islands made entirely of cake, underwater cities filled with talking dolphins, and even a secret dimension where everything is made of rainbow-colored cheese! You’ll never get bored exploring our crazy, wacky worlds.
But that’s not all – we also have a ranking system for our maps that will blow your mind! You can compete against other players to see who can conquer the most ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT, or building a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious maps you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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