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Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	22	Runes Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	272

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchantments Applied:	96	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Emeralds Found:	9359	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	1648
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	824	Animals Bred:	52
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	4434
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Potions Brewed:	73
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!