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GroypersCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, activism, America, appreciation, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Dedicated, fan base, Followers, Grateful, Gratitude, Groypers, GroypersCraft, Loyal, Minecraft, movement, patriotism, Political, recognition, Server, Supporters, thank you, thankful, thanks

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all groypers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a griefer who thought he could wreak havoc on our server. Little did he know, our moderators were actually trained ninjas in disguise! They swiftly took him down with their diamond swords and sent him running back to his mom’s basement.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and will peck anyone who dares to challenge them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the groypers family!

NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

TabascoTroll Minecraft Server

annoyance, beef stew, condiments, criticizing, Disrespect, eggs, family dynamics, flavor enhancement, french cuisine, Habit, husband, ketchup, Minecraft, palate training, pasta, pizza, pot pie, Salads, savory dishes, Server, soups, stews, Tabasco sauce, TabascoTroll

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and bland? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a bottle of Tabasco sauce!

Join us for a wild ride where you can enhance your gaming experience with a touch of heat and flavor. Just like how Tabasco sauce enhances every dish, our server will enhance your Minecraft gameplay to a whole new level.

Forget about boring old servers where everything is the same. On our server, you can mix and match different elements just like mixing Tabasco sauce with ketchup. Who knows what crazy combinations you’ll come up with!

And just like how the husband in the story can’t live without his Tabasco sauce, once you join our server, you won’t be able to live without it either. It’s addictive, it’s fun, and it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So come on and join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you craving for more. Who needs beef bouruignon when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper? Join now and let the flavor explosion begin!

MomCraft: Rent-Free Zone

aita, charging rent, college, college education, educational choices, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, forcing kids to get a job, gender bias, Gender Roles, household expenses, household rules, Job Opportunities, MomCraft, parental support, parenting, RentFree, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work ethic, Zone

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values education over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we believe in supporting our players through their academic journey!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while we take care of everything else for you. Just like how this parent promised to take care of everything for their son who went to college, we promise to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Forget about charging rent or working at FedEx like the daughters in this story, on our server, you can focus on your studies and still enjoy all the fun of Minecraft without any extra responsibilities. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some fellow players who are as supportive as this parent is to their son.

So come on, join our server and let us take care of you while you embark on your Minecraft adventures. Who needs rent when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP

30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, aging, BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Maturity, Men, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Time management, twenties, wisdom

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Are you a seasoned player in the game of life looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to your mature tastes? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for men in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond to unleash their inner block-building beast!

Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.

But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!

OceanGoneButNotForgot

ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean creatures, ocean depths, ocean disappearance, Ocean exploration, ocean floor, ocean habitats, ocean mysteries, ocean research, OceanGoneButNotForgot, oceanic biodiversity, oceanic life, oceanography, oceans, underwater world

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have recreated the entire ocean floor with hidden treasures, secret underwater cities, and even a sunken pirate ship filled with booty (literally, there’s a lot of gold). But be careful, because the ocean floor is also home to giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for their treasure. So grab your scuba gear and dive into the most outrageous underwater adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

Banks, cyber attack, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Defense, finance, Financial, hackers, History, i24NEWS, incident response, INFORMATION, iran, LARGEST, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Network, SECURITY, Server, Technology, threat, Vulnerability

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more cyber attacks than iranian banks lmao. it’s like the wild west of the internet but with blocky graphics and creepers. we’re basically the biggest target for hackers cuz we’re so popular, but don’t worry we got top notch security. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be part of history, bro.

DroneCraft: Attack on Airbases

aerial assault, airbases, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, kyiv, Military, military escalation, military operation, military strategy, russia, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones attacking airbases like in ukraine but in minecraft!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers!!! join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and dominate the skies with your own army of drones!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft!!! hurry before the russians retaliate with their own army of virtual soldiers!!! #minecraftwarfare #droneattack #ukrainevsrussia

NaloxoneNinja – Saving Pigs in 3.2!

animal testing, animal trials, automatic administration, drug overdose, experimental treatment, Healthcare, humans, Implantable device, innovation, isos, life-saving technology, medical device, Minutes, naloxone, NaloxoneNinja, opioid crisis, opioid overdose, overdose prevention, Pigs, research, Revive, SAVING

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Yo, come join this wild Minecraft server where we got pigs overdosing on opioids left and right! But don’t worry, we got this crazy implantable device called “iSOS” that detects overdoses and shoots out naloxone like it’s confetti at a party. These pigs be living on the edge, but thanks to our high-tech gadget, they’re back on their feet in no time. Join now for a real adrenaline rush and see if you can save more pigs than our automated naloxone dispenser! It’s a piggy party you won’t want to miss!

CraftiversePvP

1.7.10, classic, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, old school, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Are you stick of todays factions servers? Do you miss the good ol’ days? Without loot crates, classes and server popups?

Simply, that’s CraftiversePvP Basic spawn, little plugins, straight to the point. Spawn in and get to work. The server was designed around that old-school feel. You won’t be disappointed.

Version: 1.7.10

209.222.97.48:25678

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	7872
Enchantments Applied:	145	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

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CraftiversePvP

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Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	7975	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	445	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	232
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchantments Applied:	260	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5