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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9104 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 450 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything can happen, from exploding pigs to dancing llamas.
Our server is so crazy that even the localizations are all messed up – but hey, that just adds to the fun, right? You never know what you’ll find around the corner, whether it’s a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a group of villagers breakdancing.
And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again. We’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, haunted mansions that come alive at night, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). It’s over for boring servers – welcome to the chaos!
